THIRD ♋

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

sO,

tHAT'S, wHAT IT MEANS,

i SEE,

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iT DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO TOUCHING,
oH MY GOSH SHE, mUST REALLY NOT RECIPROCATE AT ALL,

[selfhatred]

[He doesn't really have anything to say about that. He's still kind of depressed from the fact that his own doesn't connect to Jade and that she doesn't even have one.]

WE'RE HAVING A MINI SLEEPOVER IN GRYFFINDOR TOWER.
ME, JOHN AND GAMZEE I MEAN.
WANNA JOIN US?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uM, oKAY,
i GUESS, tHAT WOULD BE FUN, aND, mAYBE IT WOULD EVEN MAKE ME FEEL BETTER,

wAIT, aM i ALLOWED, uH, tO GO IN THERE,

[selfhatred]

GAMZEE'S HERE.
BESIDES, IF ANYONE DOES HAVE ANY FUCKING OBJECTIONS, THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHH,
i DON'T THINK PROFESSORS, cAN DO THAT,

[selfhatred]

IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
SEE IF YOU CAN GRAB SOME ICE CREAM FROM THE KITCHENS TOO. HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM IS DOWN THAT WAY, RIGHT?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF IT'S A, fIGURE OF SPEECH, uH, tHEN WHAT WOULD THE LITERAL TRANSLATION OF THAT BE,

uM, yEAH,
i'LL TRY,