THIRD ♋

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHHH,
i DON'T THINK PROFESSORS, cAN DO THAT,

[selfhatred]

IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
SEE IF YOU CAN GRAB SOME ICE CREAM FROM THE KITCHENS TOO. HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM IS DOWN THAT WAY, RIGHT?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

iF IT'S A, fIGURE OF SPEECH, uH, tHEN WHAT WOULD THE LITERAL TRANSLATION OF THAT BE,

uM, yEAH,
i'LL TRY,