THIRD ♋

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Comments

[fashioneighsta]

I don't think it has much to do with fate.

[selfhatred]

OH IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH FATE.
ONLY THESE SEEM TO BE DIFFERENT FROM THE NORM.
ME N' GAMZEE FIGURED IT OUT.

[fashioneighsta]

Well, darling, don't keep everything to yourself if you can explain it!

[selfhatred]

SINCE YOU ASKED.
THERE'S THIS EASTERN ROMANCE THING CALLED THE RED STRING. WHOEVER IT'S ATTACHED TO IS DESTINED TO BE YOURS.
ONLY THE CASTLE SCREWED IT UP AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST WHERE YOUR HEART LIES OR SOME SHIT.

[fashioneighsta]

How horribly romantic! I wish things were set up properly, instead of... well, how they are at the moment.

[selfhatred]

IT IS KINDA HORRIBLY ROMANTIC I GUESS.
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE AT THE MOMENT THOUGH. A LOT OF STRINGS DON'T CONNECT TO THE OTHER PERSON.

[fashioneighsta]

A misdone spell, I suppose, or a prank. In any case, it doesn't seem like a coincidence that this happened on Saint Valentine's Day.

It's nice to know that others have been connected to the wrong things as well.

[selfhatred]

PRETTY ELABORATE FOR A FUCKING PRANK. EVEN EGBERT COULDN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
DOUCHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. ONLY SOMEONE INTERESTED IN ROMANCE AS A CULTURAL THING OR MYTHS WOULD KNOW, MAYBE.
BUT I GUESS IT'S NICE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, YEAH.

[fashioneighsta]

Is it so much of a secret? Such ideas should be spread, preferably to people who will carry them out properly.

I suppose you were connected to something ridiculous as well?

[selfhatred]

WELL LIKE I SAID IT'S A CULTURAL THING. YOU'D ONLY KNOW ABOUT IT IF YOU READ MANGA OR WATCHED SHITTY ANIME.
NAH. I DON'T HAVE ONE. [lies]

[fashioneighsta]

You don't? You're the first person I've met without one!