THIRD ♋

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY, HOGWARTS? SERIOUSLY?
THE FUCKING RED STRING OF FATE?
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.

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[selfhatred]

PRETTY ELABORATE FOR A FUCKING PRANK. EVEN EGBERT COULDN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
DOUCHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT. ONLY SOMEONE INTERESTED IN ROMANCE AS A CULTURAL THING OR MYTHS WOULD KNOW, MAYBE.
BUT I GUESS IT'S NICE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, YEAH.

[fashioneighsta]

Is it so much of a secret? Such ideas should be spread, preferably to people who will carry them out properly.

I suppose you were connected to something ridiculous as well?

[selfhatred]

WELL LIKE I SAID IT'S A CULTURAL THING. YOU'D ONLY KNOW ABOUT IT IF YOU READ MANGA OR WATCHED SHITTY ANIME.
NAH. I DON'T HAVE ONE. [lies]

[fashioneighsta]

You don't? You're the first person I've met without one!