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[thisonetime_withkeith]

It sure is awkward when ya dream about somebody tellin ya that theyre gay and ya think it was real and ask him about it! I sure dunno what was wrong with my head there...

Oh but anyway, holy shit I cant believe we won the match! Were the best damn team in the school for sure!

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

are you a homosexual?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

whoa whoa whoa no! Hell no! Hell fuckin no! Dontcha know me better than that? I got a girlfriend! And- no!

[fuckmackandme]

are you sure?
you keep talking about them.
and dreaming about them too.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I dreamed about em one time!

[fuckmackandme]

are you sure?
people don't always remember their dreams.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I remember all of mine! There aint ever been one gay person until now. And Link aint even gay so it dont count.

[fuckmackandme]

so you just wish he was a homosexual!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

NO THAT AINT WHAT I MEANT JOHN!

[fuckmackandme]

what is it, then?
what do you mean, ellis?
what could possibly make you dream that link told you he was a homosexual?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i dunno but ya gotta stop! i aint gay or nothing and i dont wish anybody was gay. Especially not Link!

i just really dunno what woulda made me dream that. maybe somethin happened in potions and it gave me weird dreams, i dunno! weirder shits happened here!

[fuckmackandme]

potions, yes, yes...
how conveeeeeeeenient.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

i hate sayin stuff like this but youre kinda bein an ass.

ya know me better than that john!

[fashioneighsta]

Isn't it awkward to reveal that sort of a mistake to the general public?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Inkblots.]

I didnt think of that.

[fashioneighsta]

It's good that you didn't reveal his name, at least.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

.....

Right yeah i didnt do that. It would be so rude!

[fashioneighsta]

[......]

You did, didn't you?

[mo_cara]

mOtHeRfUcKeR yOu SuRe Do Be LiKiN tO tAlK aBoUt BeNdY mOtHeRfUcKeRs A lOt.
YoU wAnT tO mAkE oUt Or SoMeThInG?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

What?! NO!

No no no no. Hell no! Why the hells everybody thinkin that. I aint! And no I dont wanna make out! I got a girlfriend and you aint supposed to do that when you got a girlfriend!

Or when ya aint gay! Which I aint!

[mo_cara]

YeAh, ThAt Is ThE sTrAiGhT uP tRuTh!
YoU gOt To Be FaItHfUl To YoUr LaDy!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Hell yeah! Glad ya get it. Im gettin tired of people thinkin Im gay just cuz i dreamed about a gay dude.

[mo_cara]

WeLl YeAh, UnLeSs YoU dReAmEd AbOuT sHaGgInG hIm WhIcH iS mOtHeRfUcKiN dIfFeReNt.
ThEn YoU pRoBaBlY aRe InTo StIcKiN iT iNtO dUdEs.

[ladyliberty]

...What?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I swear to god this isnt what people are makin it out to be!

[ladyliberty]

I'm just saying, you've been talking a lot about gay stuff lately.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Not really! Only a little bit by accident!

[ladyliberty]

And dreaming about gay dudes...

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Without meanin to!

I really thought it happened but when I asked him about it he said it didnt.

[ladyliberty]

If you say so.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

I didnt mean to! I aint gay!

I wouldnta even said nothin but well. It just seemed so real! Kinda like just a normal day yknow? in the dream it happened over the journals and everything!

[ladyliberty]

Wow... what a lame dream.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Well if it has gay people in it, I dont really want it to be interestin. I really dont mind it bein lame.

[ladyliberty]

Good point.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

So ya believe me when I tell ya i aint gay?

[ladyliberty]

I guess so.

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Oh awesome! Thanks. Im so glad that we got this settled. I mean thats the last thing Id ever want you to think!

[ladyliberty]

But y'know, if you really want to prove it to me...

[thisonetime_withkeith]

How do ya want me to prove it?

[ladyliberty]

You don't even have a little bit of an idea?

[thisonetime_withkeith]

[Inkblots...]

Do ya... want me to make ya waffles in bed and tell ya awesome things about ya?

[ladyliberty]

Well, I won't say no to that.

[purrfect]

:3 < ummm
:3 < i guess that would be purretty awkward!
:3 < i hope he didnt get mad at you or anything about the mixup!

[thisonetime_withkeith]

Naw he was pretty cool about it!

[purrfect]

:3 < well thats good!
:3 < soooo who was it you dreamed about??
:3 < i mean since you were wrong theres no reason for it to be a secret right?

[ She just. needs to be keeping tabs on everyone's love lives, okay. ]