Squiddle 3

[selfmakeout]

sorry about my grandpa, everybody
i know he is sort of...
INTENSE!!!

[As in yes there has been a crazy guy in stereotypical safari gear tromping around the castle talking about how the halls need more dead animals and blue babes.]


john, does your dad know my grandpa?
they keep looking at each other
but grandpa will not tell me anything??? :\

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[fuckmackandme]

yeah, i saw.
but dad won't tell me anything either.

[nosigntospeakof]

HE'S...QUITE A CHARACTER.

[cakefetishist]

Oh, I was simply admiring his hat.

[selfmakeout]

bluuuuh!!!
what is with guardians keeping secrets
it is such bullshit >8|

[fuckmackandme]

seriously!

[selfmakeout]

do you have any pets, professor?
because i would advise you to keep your pets away from him

[selfmakeout]

:o
weeeellllll
it is quite a fancy hat i suppose
but you have a nice hat, too, mr. egbert!!

[cakefetishist]

Oh! Well, I do very much like fedoras. But safari hats are very exciting... Thank you, Jade. I'm glad you like my hat.

[selfmakeout]

well obviously if they are not going to tell us
then it is a mystery we must solve!!

[fuckmackandme]

yes.
yes it is.
where do we begin?

[nosigntospeakof]

MY WIFE BROUGHT ONE OF OUR CATS WITH HER TO THE CASTLE.
I'LL WARN HER TO KEEP FLUFFY IN HER SIGHTS.

[yerawwizarderi]

harley he fuckin took a shot at my lizard

[selfmakeout]

we do need to think up cool aliases for our detective team

[selfmakeout]

hehehe "fluffy"
thats so cute :)
you do not have to worry so much about cats though!!
i have a cat, hopefully grandpa knows not to attack cats at this point

[selfmakeout]

maybe you could switch hats for the day!

[selfmakeout]

:\
are you sure you are not making that up
he only shoots things with his gun and he could not bring that to school
he has never shot at things with his wand before
maybe you imagined it

[fuckmackandme]

... hehe.
hehehehehe.
i already have one.

[yerawwizarderi]

harley dont givve me those base accusations puttin the blame anywwhere but on your shithivve fuckin grandfather
there is nothin wwrong wwith my eyesight i had my glasses and evverything and i knoww wwhat i fuckin saww and i saww your octogenarian levvelin a blast at my pet like its a game beast
which it decidedly isnt

[selfmakeout]

i am sorry, then
he did not mean to hurt anything
he is just a little intense
is your pet all right?

[yerawwizarderi]

hes fine
fortunately
but if i catch your octogenarian tryin to make fuckin boots or somethin of him im holding you liable