3rd Glitch

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Govno.

Jumba and Pleakley are here.

Somebody kill me.

Comments

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Pah! Helping! Chush' sobach'ya! It is called torture is what it is called!

We go to fifteen bookstores in one day! FIFTEEN! And always with your Apparition! It is surprise I didn't lose my lunch!

[easilyfascinated]

You know, you're where he gets the horrible language from! For God's sake, Jumba, you act like

One second!

A yeban'ko maloletnee!

And the Apparation saved us time, aren't you happy about that? Not that we would have needed to GO to a bookstore if you would just TEACH ME.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

I am positively quaking under force of your insulting, Pleakley! Ha, you are sounding like primary schooler whose lunch money was stolen on playground.

Da, da I am glad we were not forced to be driving all over entirety of island.
I have TRIED to teach you! Is not my fault you are refusing to be learning! I have learned English by being forced to speak English, if you want to learn Russian you must learn same way!

[easilyfascinated]

What? It's accurate; I'm not going to say you're something really terrible when you're not.

I mean! That's stupid! That is not how language was meant to be learned!

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

WHAT ARE YOU MEANING IS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WAS MEANT TO BE LEARNED! And how is language supposed to be learned, then, Pleakley! We talk English all the time at home! ALL THE TIME! Never do you try to speak single word of Russian, and yet you expect me to teach you!?

[easilyfascinated]

I AM MEANING WHAT I AM

I mean!

I meant what I wrote! And that's not the

I mean you

If you

MY NAME IS WENDELL!