3rd Glitch

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Govno.

Jumba and Pleakley are here.

Somebody kill me.

Comments

[easilyfascinated]

First of all, I will have you know that Jumba and I were invited here just like the other guardians, and you shouldn't be complaining about Headmaster Dumbledor's decisions.

Second, I have finally gotten around to acquiring a Russian-English dictionary, and you should not be using that kind of language, Mister!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Guardians is stretching it a bit.

I'm amazed you found one with swear words. I thought those things didn't exist.

[easilyfascinated]

Perhaps with regards to Jumba. I'd say I'm guardian and caretaker and babysitter and--

Well. You keep me busy.

You can find the right book for everything if you look hard enough, Stitch.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

It's not like I ask you to. I can take care of myself.

Finally master the internet, did you?

[easilyfascinated]

Of course you can.

I'm working on it! But no, I just had to ask a lot of questions at a lot of book stores.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Don't say that like it's a load of pizdet'. I can look after myself just fine and you know it.

Wish I could've seen the looks that got you.

[easilyfascinated]

Stitch, I'm not saying you're not bright, but you're twelve.

[AS FOR THE REST, NO COMMENT.]

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Also if you are dragging along unwilling participant to your madness.

[easilyfascinated]

It's called helping, Jumba, and it's generally considered a GOOD thing.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Pah! Helping! Chush' sobach'ya! It is called torture is what it is called!

We go to fifteen bookstores in one day! FIFTEEN! And always with your Apparition! It is surprise I didn't lose my lunch!

[easilyfascinated]

You know, you're where he gets the horrible language from! For God's sake, Jumba, you act like

One second!

A yeban'ko maloletnee!

And the Apparation saved us time, aren't you happy about that? Not that we would have needed to GO to a bookstore if you would just TEACH ME.

In Russian. Why? because.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

HA! You still have some time to put up with me, Stepka. I'm not letting you get away that easily!

Now come, introduce all of your little friends. I want to meet the brave souls who are in cahoots with my little hellion!

permaRussian

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Great. Just how I wanted to spend my Sunday.

Hey, guys, this is my guardian. What? Oh no, he's naturally fat.

permaRussian

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Did you have anything better to be doing with your Sunday? Exactly! You did not!

Bah! It's padding, Stepka, something you with your skin and bones could use some more of!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I had plenty of better things to do.

Padding? Try stuffing.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Name one thing! ONE thing! And I know that the answer is not schoolwork, because I know you better than that!

So that is the thanks that I get for coming all the way up here with him, just to see you!

[couragecore]

I think you're blowing that a little out of proportion.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Am I? Am I really, Maka?

[couragecore]

I don't think it's worth dying to escape your guardians.

Just saying.

I mean, what if you stick around as a ghost? Then you'll get to see how upset they are forever.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

It'd still be better than putting up with this.

It's only been an hour and they're already arguing.

[couragecore]

They'll stop eventually, they're here to see you after all. They can't argue the whole time.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

You've never met them.

[couragecore]

I guess not, but I still think you're making it out to be worse than it actually is.

[easilyfascinated]

Arguing! Oh, no, we're not

I mean

Are you a friend of Stitch's?

[couragecore]

...Yes, I am.

My name is Maka, I'm a prefect for Gryffindor.