3rd Glitch

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Govno.

Jumba and Pleakley are here.

Somebody kill me.

Comments

[easilyfascinated]

First of all, I will have you know that Jumba and I were invited here just like the other guardians, and you shouldn't be complaining about Headmaster Dumbledor's decisions.

Second, I have finally gotten around to acquiring a Russian-English dictionary, and you should not be using that kind of language, Mister!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Guardians is stretching it a bit.

I'm amazed you found one with swear words. I thought those things didn't exist.

[easilyfascinated]

Perhaps with regards to Jumba. I'd say I'm guardian and caretaker and babysitter and--

Well. You keep me busy.

You can find the right book for everything if you look hard enough, Stitch.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

It's not like I ask you to. I can take care of myself.

Finally master the internet, did you?

[easilyfascinated]

Of course you can.

I'm working on it! But no, I just had to ask a lot of questions at a lot of book stores.

In Russian. Why? because.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

HA! You still have some time to put up with me, Stepka. I'm not letting you get away that easily!

Now come, introduce all of your little friends. I want to meet the brave souls who are in cahoots with my little hellion!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Don't say that like it's a load of pizdet'. I can look after myself just fine and you know it.

Wish I could've seen the looks that got you.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Also if you are dragging along unwilling participant to your madness.

[easilyfascinated]

It's called helping, Jumba, and it's generally considered a GOOD thing.

[easilyfascinated]

Stitch, I'm not saying you're not bright, but you're twelve.

[AS FOR THE REST, NO COMMENT.]

permaRussian

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Great. Just how I wanted to spend my Sunday.

Hey, guys, this is my guardian. What? Oh no, he's naturally fat.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

So?

[easilyfascinated]

So you're TOO YOUNG to be on your own.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Pah! Helping! Chush' sobach'ya! It is called torture is what it is called!

We go to fifteen bookstores in one day! FIFTEEN! And always with your Apparition! It is surprise I didn't lose my lunch!

permaRussian

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Did you have anything better to be doing with your Sunday? Exactly! You did not!

Bah! It's padding, Stepka, something you with your skin and bones could use some more of!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I was on my own way before you came in.

[easilyfascinated]

You know, you're where he gets the horrible language from! For God's sake, Jumba, you act like

One second!

A yeban'ko maloletnee!

And the Apparation saved us time, aren't you happy about that? Not that we would have needed to GO to a bookstore if you would just TEACH ME.

[easilyfascinated]

And how was that going for you?

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I had plenty of better things to do.

Padding? Try stuffing.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

WHAT!

And I am precisely what, you ungrateful little mudak!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Just fine. Could've done with a little less Jumba getting in my way.

[private; locked to Jumba and Pleakley]

I...did have a nightmare last month, though. I ended up sleep biting my roommate.

[permalocked to Stitch and Jumba]

[easilyfascinated]

A nightmare?

[permalocked]

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Yeah.

Y'know, when my magic goes haywire.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Well it's not like we actually succeeded at flying under the radar.

[permalocked]

[easilyfascinated]

Has it been?