3rd Glitch

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Govno.

Jumba and Pleakley are here.

Somebody kill me.

Comments

[easilyfascinated]

Perhaps with regards to Jumba. I'd say I'm guardian and caretaker and babysitter and--

Well. You keep me busy.

You can find the right book for everything if you look hard enough, Stitch.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

It's not like I ask you to. I can take care of myself.

Finally master the internet, did you?

[easilyfascinated]

Of course you can.

I'm working on it! But no, I just had to ask a lot of questions at a lot of book stores.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Don't say that like it's a load of pizdet'. I can look after myself just fine and you know it.

Wish I could've seen the looks that got you.

[easilyfascinated]

Stitch, I'm not saying you're not bright, but you're twelve.

[AS FOR THE REST, NO COMMENT.]

[alsocuteandfluffy]

So?

[easilyfascinated]

So you're TOO YOUNG to be on your own.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I was on my own way before you came in.

[easilyfascinated]

And how was that going for you?

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Just fine. Could've done with a little less Jumba getting in my way.

[private; locked to Jumba and Pleakley]

I...did have a nightmare last month, though. I ended up sleep biting my roommate.

[permalocked to Stitch and Jumba]

[easilyfascinated]

A nightmare?

[permalocked]

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Yeah.

Y'know, when my magic goes haywire.

[locked to Pleakley and Stitch]

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

One of those nightmares?

_[Sigh.]

Have you had any since? Headaches? Nausea? Did you go to hospital wing?

[permalocked]

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Yeah, one of those.

I told Maka about it. There was a lot of shit going on at the time and I didn't want to bother anyone else. And just the back of my neck. It was itchy for about a week after.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

WHAT!

And I am precisely what, you ungrateful little mudak!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Well it's not like we actually succeeded at flying under the radar.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

...Is true.

Otherwise I would not be stuck with this piz'duk.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Also if you are dragging along unwilling participant to your madness.

[easilyfascinated]

It's called helping, Jumba, and it's generally considered a GOOD thing.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

Pah! Helping! Chush' sobach'ya! It is called torture is what it is called!

We go to fifteen bookstores in one day! FIFTEEN! And always with your Apparition! It is surprise I didn't lose my lunch!

[easilyfascinated]

You know, you're where he gets the horrible language from! For God's sake, Jumba, you act like

One second!

A yeban'ko maloletnee!

And the Apparation saved us time, aren't you happy about that? Not that we would have needed to GO to a bookstore if you would just TEACH ME.

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

I am positively quaking under force of your insulting, Pleakley! Ha, you are sounding like primary schooler whose lunch money was stolen on playground.

Da, da I am glad we were not forced to be driving all over entirety of island.
I have TRIED to teach you! Is not my fault you are refusing to be learning! I have learned English by being forced to speak English, if you want to learn Russian you must learn same way!

[easilyfascinated]

What? It's accurate; I'm not going to say you're something really terrible when you're not.

I mean! That's stupid! That is not how language was meant to be learned!

[getthat_out_ofyourmouth]

WHAT ARE YOU MEANING IS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WAS MEANT TO BE LEARNED! And how is language supposed to be learned, then, Pleakley! We talk English all the time at home! ALL THE TIME! Never do you try to speak single word of Russian, and yet you expect me to teach you!?

[easilyfascinated]

I AM MEANING WHAT I AM

I mean!

I meant what I wrote! And that's not the

I mean you

If you

MY NAME IS WENDELL!