kid8dik: (Ahem // Prelude to the perfect speech)
Death the Kid ([personal profile] kid8dik) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-12 02:21 am

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Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]
selfhatred: (...you're kidding me)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN HORNY ENOUGH TO READ PORN.
DOUCHE; I.E A GUY THAT CAN'T GET A GIRL WORTH A SHIT. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PASTRY, MORON.
selfhatred: (siiiiiigh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
CHILL YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES.
SHITTY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE GIRL PORN, SO UNLESS YOU'VE GOT GIRL PARTS UNDER THAT POLE IN YOUR ASS, I HARDLY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE READ THEM.

...
YOU REALLY ARE CLUELESS.
selfhatred: (you can't be fucking serious)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-12 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
JESUS FLIPPING H CHRIST, THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKING DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU:
MAKA AND KID SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-FUCKING-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES KID WITH A GODDAMN BABY CARRIAGE.