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[kid8dik]

Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]

Comments

[kid8dik]

NO. Real vampires do no such thing. Only in this muggle fiction story.

[mo_cara]

wElL sHiT.
tHaT iS A gOdDaMn MoThErFuCkIn ShAmE.
i'D lEt SoMe SpArKlIn DuDe Be AlL uP iN mY BlOoD bUsInEsS.

lmao you are so worrying, Gamzee

[kid8dik]

You shouldn't let a vampire bite you under ANY circumstance; sparkly or not.

Yeah, he's not exactly high on the sensibility scale. XD

[mo_cara]

WhY nOt?
EvErYbOdY's GoTtA eAt AnD tHaT sHiT gRoWs BaCk.

[kid8dik]

They're known to be ruthless killers, it should be reason enough.

[mo_cara]

yEaH?
i ThOuGhT tHeY lIkEd BiRdS iN nIgHtGoWnS.

[kid8dik]

...Birds? What kind of bird wears a nightgown?

[mo_cara]

I tHiNk MoSt Of ThEm?
ExCePt ThE oNeS wHaT sLeEp NaKeD.
i DuNnO, i OnLy EvEr SeEn My MuM sLeEp.

[kid8dik]

Your mother is a bird?

Are you part Veela?

[mo_cara]

Oh, MaN, i DoN't EvEn KnOw.
I gUeSs ProBaBlY nOt CaUsE nO oNe EvEr SaYs I'm FiT oR aNyThInG.

i love you gamzee

[kid8dik]

...I'm utterly confused by this conversation.

XD HE LOVES YOU TOO

[mo_cara]

YeAh I gEt ThAt A lOt. :o(