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[kid8dik]

Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]

Comments

[couragecore]

[This is her unimpressed face, Kid, do you see it.]

You don't count, though, you're not a man.

[kid8dik]

....

I...don't count?

[couragecore]

Not really.

I guess it's a nice sentiment that you don't feel that way, but you'll probably change your mind when you become a man.

[kid8dik]

I certainly am male, and I'm of age. Which makes me a man.

[couragecore]

So if you were interested in dating you'd lower yourself to dating a girl like me?






Just as an example, of course.

[kid8dik]

[S-should they really be having this conversation?? This felt like one of those things that girls got mad at if you answered wrong. Also, feels. Strange, unidentifiable feels.]

...I...don't really...

I...haven't considered...

[couragecore]

Then you're definitely not a man. Disregarding what type they're into, they're always thinking about stuff like that.

1/3

[kid8dik]

[Arghhhhh, why Maka, why. NO. He could figure this out, he just had to concentrate. Thinking in a romantic context, he could do this.

He didn't really know what it meant to have a type but...aesthetically, he liked...symmetry. So...logically, as Maka was symmetrical, she would be his physical type, right?]

[kid8dik]

First of all, you shouldn't say 'lowering myself', it is inaccurate.

[kid8dik]

And secondly, yes. If I...were to date, I...would be interested in a girl like you.

1/3

[couragecore]

[...But he's NOT.

He never will be.]

[couragecore]

[Why are you even discussing this with him, you are stupid, you are SO STUPID.]

[couragecore]

...Wow, you have horrible taste. Good thing you're not a man.

1/2

[kid8dik]

[Wow, just thoroughly stomping his balls here. Thanks, Maka, Kid really wanted his testicles to be in the mud.]

[kid8dik]

...Regardless.

Stop saying I'm not a man.

[couragecore]

Maybe when you start acting like one.

But I don't really want you to, either, I like you as you are.

[kid8dik]

[Saying to a guy that he doesn't act like a man, you are killing him here.]

Well. That's good, I guess.

[couragecore]

I guess we got off topic. Weren't we talking about sparkling vampires before?

[kid8dik]

Yes, but to be honest, that movie wasn't worth much discussion.

[couragecore]

I don't watch films very often, so I wouldn't really know the first thing about discussing them anyway.

We should decide on the next book we read instead.

[kid8dik]

Yes! In fact, there was one I was considering. I hadn't started reading it yet, but it's named Lost.