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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHESE DREAMS ARE, uH, gETTING RIDICULOUS,
i WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
nOT WITH THEM, i MEAN, i THINK ANYWAY,
aND WHY IS IT HAPPENING IN THE, sHACK OF ALL PLACES,
i DON'T, uH, gET IT AT ALL,
aND i REALLY WISH i WOULD STOP WAKING UP WET, TOO,
iT'S, sUCH A MESS, aND i HAVE TO DO WAY MORE LAUNDRY THAN i USED TO,
bUT i DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT,
oKAY ACTUALLY i DO CARE ABOUT THAT,
mUM KEEPS ASKING ME WHY i HAVE SO MANY DIRTY PANTS,
iT'S A LITTLE EMBARASSING ACTUALLY,,,
bUT MOSTLY i JUST WISH i KNEW WHY, tHIS IS HAPPENING,
kARKAT AND GAMZEE ARE, uH, jUST MY FRIENDS,
i DON'T LIKE THEM LIKE THAT,
i'M NOT GAY,
sERIOUSLY, sO, bRAIN, pLEASE STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME,
iT WOULD BE REALLY NICE OF YOU,
i HAVE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH, i DON'T NEED TO BE CONFUSED, tOO,
i THINK i'LL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP, aFTER CHANGING PANTS, i GUESS,
wRITING ALL THIS MADE ME FEEL BETTER,
kEEPING THIS DREAM JOURNAL WAS A GOOD IDEA,
i, uH, nEED TO HAVE THOSE MORE OFTEN,
aNYWAY, gOOD NIGHT, jOURNAL,

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

,,, nO, uH,
nO, nO, nO,




aPRIL FOOLS, hAHAHA, jUST KIDDING, hAH,

[clockspinner]

its the sixth

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO, sEE,
i'M BEING CLEVER, uH, aND DOING IT LATE, sO PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR IT MORE,
i'M SMART, lIKE THAT,

[clockspinner]

uh huh
mistakes happen man



just not usually fuckups this spectacular

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nOOO, nO, i SWEAR ON, uH,
yOUR LIFE,
tHAT IT'S NOT A FU-
nOT A MESSUP,
iT'S JUST A DUMB PRANK,
i SWEAR,
i, uH, rEALLY, rEALLY DO,

threadjack!

[fuckmackandme]

this was so not a prank.

JOHN YOU DOUCHE

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, yES, iT WAS A PRANK,
i SWEAR,

1/??

[fuckmackandme]

dude.
if this was supposed to be a prank, you failed.
big time.
this is so shitty it's not even a prank.

Re: JOHN YOU DOUCHE

[fuckmackandme]

you know what?
i can't even leave you like this!!
such shitty pranking can't be allowed to continue!

3/3- Done!

[fuckmackandme]

so i've decided, i'm taking you as my disciple once we're back at school!

}:|

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, wHAT,
nO,

uM, i APPRECIATE THE OFFER BUT,
aPRIL FOOLS IS ONLY ONCE A YEAR,
aND i DON'T, hAVE ANY DESIRE TO PRANK,
oN ANY DAY BUT THAT DAY,
iT JUST TURNS OUT, uH, mY CALENDAR WAS SLOW,
sO, tHANKS, bUT NO,

[fuckmackandme]

it's not up for discussion!
if you only prank people on april's fools, even better!
more time to teach you.
you're becoming my disciple and that's that!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nOOO, rEALLY, i DON'T THINK i WANT TO, nO OFFENSE,
pRANKING IS NOT, rEALLY MY THING, aS IT TURNS OUT,
i'M VERY BAD AT IT, aND i DON'T WANT TO REALLY BE GOOD,
sERIOUSLY, iT'S OKAY, aND i WOULD JUST BE AN INCONVENIENCE ANYWAY,
a, uH, bIG ONE,

[fuckmackandme]

what's that?
you want to start as soon as we're back in the castle?
good!
i'll have something planned for the first day!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, jOHN,
iT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY,

[fuckmackandme]

tavros.
don't fight it.
you'll be my disciple.
i'll see you on the first day of school!

[And he closes his journal]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

jOHN, nO, cOME BACK,


jOHN,



uHHH, hELLO,


dAMN IT,


jOHN, i SAID NO,


sERIOUSLY,


cOME BACK,


yOU'RE REALLY, sTUBBORN,


aND i MEAN THAT IN, a GOOD WAY, bUT,



oH NEVERMIND,

[clockspinner]

cmon say it
fuck
it was a fuckup
one of titanic fucking proportions
the sooner you admit it the sooner we can move on

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

nO,
i'M NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING BECAUSE, tHERE IS, uH, nOTHING AT ALL TO ADMIT,
i AM NOT A SHIP,
sO THAT ANALOGY MAKES NO SENSE,
aND i AM DEFINITELY NOT LYING,
oR DROPPING F-BOMBS,

[clockspinner]

oh wow cmon
how pathetic are you even
you gonna let a four letter word kick your ass
fuck
f u c k
if you say it loud enough youll always sound precocious

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD PLENTY OF TIMES,
i JUST, uH, mAINLY SAVE IT FOR WHEN IT'S, aPPROPRIATE,
lIKE RAPS,
iT DOESN'T MAKE ME PATHETIC,
iT JUST MAKES ME, uH,
oPPORTUNISTIC, i GUESS,