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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHESE DREAMS ARE, uH, gETTING RIDICULOUS,
i WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
nOT WITH THEM, i MEAN, i THINK ANYWAY,
aND WHY IS IT HAPPENING IN THE, sHACK OF ALL PLACES,
i DON'T, uH, gET IT AT ALL,
aND i REALLY WISH i WOULD STOP WAKING UP WET, TOO,
iT'S, sUCH A MESS, aND i HAVE TO DO WAY MORE LAUNDRY THAN i USED TO,
bUT i DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT,
oKAY ACTUALLY i DO CARE ABOUT THAT,
mUM KEEPS ASKING ME WHY i HAVE SO MANY DIRTY PANTS,
iT'S A LITTLE EMBARASSING ACTUALLY,,,
bUT MOSTLY i JUST WISH i KNEW WHY, tHIS IS HAPPENING,
kARKAT AND GAMZEE ARE, uH, jUST MY FRIENDS,
i DON'T LIKE THEM LIKE THAT,
i'M NOT GAY,
sERIOUSLY, sO, bRAIN, pLEASE STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME,
iT WOULD BE REALLY NICE OF YOU,
i HAVE TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH, i DON'T NEED TO BE CONFUSED, tOO,
i THINK i'LL JUST GO BACK TO SLEEP, aFTER CHANGING PANTS, i GUESS,
wRITING ALL THIS MADE ME FEEL BETTER,
kEEPING THIS DREAM JOURNAL WAS A GOOD IDEA,
i, uH, nEED TO HAVE THOSE MORE OFTEN,
aNYWAY, gOOD NIGHT, jOURNAL,

Comments

Private

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M NOT DENYING, uH, aNYTHING, THIS TIME,
i REALLY, rEALLY MEAN IT,
i'M NOT GAY, i SWEAR,
dON'T MAKE ME SAY i AM, lIKE YOU MADE ME SAY i WAS LYING,
bECAUSE, iT WOULDN'T BE TRUE,

Re: Private

[arachnoble]

If you insist. I hope I don't see another post contradicting this.

Private

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, hYPOTHETICALLY,
iF THERE EVER WAS, wHICH THERE WOULDN'T BE BUT,
iF THERE WAS,
wHAT WOULD THE, uM, cONSEQUENCES BE,
bUT THERE REALLY WON'T BE,
i PROMISE,
i'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE, i UNDERSTAND, aLL OF THE RULES,
aND CONSEQUENCES,

Re: Private

[arachnoble]

We won't know unless it happens, won't we?

Private

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uMM, cOULD YOU KIND OF JUST, mAYBE, sPECULATE,
lIKE, uM, wOULD IT INVOLVE DETENTION OR, mORE POINTS DEDUCTED, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

Private

[arachnoble]

Ugh, god.

If you know the prior punishment then what's the use of punishing you!!

Private

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

,,, i GUESS, yEAH,
wELL, iT'S A GOOD THING IT WON'T, hAPPEN, rIGHT,

yOU REALLY PROMISE YOU'LL KEEP IT A SECRET,

Private

[arachnoble]

Of course I will.

I usuuuuaaally keep all of my promises!