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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] selfhatred) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-04-08 07:57 pm

SEVEN ♋

ATTENTION FUCKASSES OF HOGWARTS.
THAT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
PSA: I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING NICE GUY AROUND HERE.
FINISHED.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE I AM FUCKING DONE CLEANING UP THE NAPPIES THAT YOU CONSTANTLY SHIT IN WHENEVER YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
NO LOVE -
KARKAT
shellfishlovver: (if lies wwere cats)

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's splendid to hear, Vantas.

Are you capable of writing a sentence without garnishing it with curse words?

shellfishlovver: (call me a quitter)

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so at least I know you're able to differentiate between two totally different writing style.

That's wonderful to hear, now I won't feel guilty at all when I deduct points.
cuddlefishpeixes: (reely)

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-08 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm starting to t)(ink you )(ave a vendetta against my friends, Sir.
shellfishlovver: (an noww youvve gotten in my wway)

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
I had no idea he was your friend, I was simply reprimanding him for foul behaviour.

Now I'm starting to think you should be more mindful of the company you keep.

cuddlefishpeixes: (am I going to have to smack a beach?)

ssshhhh no one saw that

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
You did too know )(e's my friend, I told you I was staying wit)( )(im for the rest of the )(oliday!
shellfishlovver: (wwere goin for a ride)

Re: ssshhhh no one saw that

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He skims Karkat's text and hops to reply to Feferi first.]

Yes. Well Perhaps I wasn't aware he was..

[Enjoy a cascade of ink blots as he realises.]

Date? Date?

Feferi, honestly!

Edited 2012-04-08 11:33 (UTC)
cuddlefishpeixes: (BLU)()

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-08 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
)(onestly w)(at, Sir? Yes, Karkat's my boyfriend.

Just because you found out you're my fat)(er doesn't mean you )(ave t)(e rig)(t to control w)(o I can and can't date.
shellfishlovver: (i cant decide)

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
You're too young to be dating.

[/nice save]
cuddlefishpeixes: (reely)

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-08 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fourteen, I'm not a little girl.

Not t)(at it's any of your business, but we )(aven't done anyt)(ing more t)(an )(old )(ands and kiss.


[Private]
If t)(is is because of )(is family, Sir, I'll tell you once and only once to back. Off.
shellfishlovver: (Get your towwels ready)

Uses the foreboding icon

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Fourteen is little.

I never implied anything, I was just curious. That's all.


[Now he's going to be even more harsh on Karkat. See what you've done.]

[Private]
If you already know, then nagging you won't change your mind. If you were marrying him, I would have more to say.

cuddlefishpeixes: (am I going to have to smack a beach?)

[Private] look how intimidated she is

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-08 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't )(ave t)(e RIG)(T to say anyt)(ing at all! -Even if I was going to marry )(im, it's MY life, and I get to c)(oose w)(o I spend it wit)(!

)(is uncle is a better man t)(an a lot of purebloods I've met, and Karkat...well, he's a little roug)( around t)(e edges, but )(e'll get t)(ere too.
It's wrong to judge someone based on somet)(ing t)(ey )(ave no control over, Sir. We're all )(uman in t)(e end.

Well, most of us are.
shellfishlovver: (this boat is real)

[Private]

[personal profile] shellfishlovver 2012-04-08 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I think perhaps this isn't a discussion to be had through journals.
However, you are now my family and my family is my responsibility. Perhaps lineage is an old world ideal, but there isn't a single pure blooded elder wizard who won't pressure you into a proper marriage.

I'm only being honest because you ought to know.

Edited 2012-04-09 08:08 (UTC)
cuddlefishpeixes: (reely)

[Private]

[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes 2012-04-23 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But w)(y do you )(ave to be like everyone else?
W)(y does being a pureblood )(AV-E to be about forcing people to be somet)(ing t)(ey're not? W)(y can't t)(ey just be )(appy if t)(eir c)(ildren are )(appy?
Parents are supposed to want w)(at's best for t)(eir c)(ildren, not w)(at furt)(ers t)(eir own selfis)( interests.

You say t)(at like I'm actually going to listen to w)(at anyone else wants me to do.
I t)(ink I've made it clear t)(at I'm going to do w)(at I want wit)( my life, not w)(at anyone else wants.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-05-09 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately you have not one but two immense burdens to carry, Feferi, and you're not the only one who has had to carry it.

Alas, you are too young for this to be your concern.

Date whoever you please, but keep in mind the two families you'll be needing to sell them to in the future.