(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

Comments

[arachnoble]

Has it occurred to you that blaming magic for your own relationship failures isn't the best course of action?

[mo_cara]

hUh?

[arachnoble]

Did you really not understand that sentence?

[mo_cara]

nAh.
I jUsT dOn'T bE sEeInG hOw WhAt YoU'rE sAyInG cOuLd Be TrUe.
I wAs JuSt AsKiNg A mOtHeRf***iN qUeStIoN.

[arachnoble]

You don't be seeing. Right, of course.

Obviously you don't have the mental capacity to see your own failures.

[mo_cara]

oH, yEaH, i GuEsS sOmE pEoPlE bE tHiNkInG i'M mOtHeRf***iN sTuPiD.
i GuEsS mAyBe ThAt'S tRuE, i AiN't No MoThErF***In JuDgE oF sH*T.
tHaT aIn'T bEiNg WhAt'S iMpOrTaNt In LiFe, AnYwAy, YoU kNoW?

[arachnoble]

Then what is important?

Asides from making no sense, that is.

[mo_cara]

mOtHeRf***iN fRiEnDs!
ThE pEoPlE wHaT yOu LoVe AnD aRe AlL uP iN yOuR pUmP bIsCuIt.
YoU gOt MoThErF***ErS lIkE tHaT?
aLsO, lAYiNg StRiCt BeAtS aNd BuMpIn SoUnDs.

[arachnoble]

I don't have any friends.

Nor anyone who lays "strict beats and bumping sounds".

[mo_cara]

Oh, D*Mn, ThAt'S jUsT sAd.
I mAy NoT bE a MoThErF***In GeNiUs, BuT aT lEaSt I bE hAvIn SoMe FrIeNdS.
i'M sOrRy, MaAm.
I gUeSs ThIs MuSt Be A mOtHeRf***iN sOrE sPoT fOr YoU.

[arachnoble]

Friends are a liability, so I really don't care that I lack any.

[mo_cara]

i cAn'T eVeN mOtHeRf***iN iMaGiNe GoInG tHrOuGh LiFe LiKe ThAt.
YoU mUsT hAvE hAd SoMe, LikE, iNtErGaLaCtIc LeVeL sH*TtY mAtEs If YoU gOt It AlL uP iN yOuR pAn ThEy aIn'T nO gOoD fOr YoU.

[arachnoble]

I'll pretend to understand what you mean.

[mo_cara]

mOsT pEoPlE dO.
aNyWaY, i'M sOrRy YoUr LiFe Is KiNdA mOtHeRf***iN sAd AnD lOnElY aNd Sh*t, BuT i GuEsS tHaT mAkEs MoRe SeNsE nOw!

[arachnoble]

Most people probably just smile and nod.

I never said I was sad or lonely, did I? I said friends were a liability. And they are. Friendships are a complete waste of time, and in my previous profession, dangerous to have.

[mo_cara]

YeAh, SeE, mOtHeRf***iN sAd, AiN't NoBoDy To LoVe YoU.

[arachnoble]

Maybe if "love" was necessary to living I'd be up in arms over what you've just said.

But the fact of the matter is it's not, so I do not care.

[mo_cara]

WeLl, MaAm, ThAt AiN't A wAy A bRoThEr WoUlD wAnT tO lIvE, bUt I gUeSs ThAt'S yOuR mOtHeRf***iN bUsInEsS.