(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

Comments

[arachnoble]

Has it occurred to you that blaming magic for your own relationship failures isn't the best course of action?

[mo_cara]

hUh?

[arachnoble]

Did you really not understand that sentence?

[mo_cara]

nAh.
I jUsT dOn'T bE sEeInG hOw WhAt YoU'rE sAyInG cOuLd Be TrUe.
I wAs JuSt AsKiNg A mOtHeRf***iN qUeStIoN.

[arachnoble]

You don't be seeing. Right, of course.

Obviously you don't have the mental capacity to see your own failures.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wAIT WHAT,
wHAT'S GOING ON,

[No of course he's not paranoid that this is about him or anything.]

[mo_cara]

NoThIn.
JuSt AsKiN a MoThErFuCkIn QuEsTiOn.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M NOT UNDER A CURSE,

uM,
wELL i MEAN MORE LIKE,
wHY ARE YOU, aSKING THAT KIND OF QUESTION,
wHAT HAPPENED,

[Strike is hackable because magic failed him due to nerves.]

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T kNoW, jUsT sOmE sHiT.
i DiDn'T tHiNk YoU wErE cUrSeD.
yOu AiN't MaD aT mE nO mOrE, bRo?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

,,, gAMZEE,
i WAS NEVER MAD AT YOU,
yOU DIDN'T LIE TO ME,

[animalmagnetism]

{>That's a serious question!<}
{>I don't know if I can answer it without knowing more.<}
{>Anything is possible!<}
{>Likely is another story.<}

[mo_cara]

wHaT yOu AlL bE wAnTiN tO kNoW?
i CoUlD lAy SoMe WiCkEd KnOwLeDgE oN yOu, I gUeSs?

[animalmagnetism]

{>I'm not really sure what you're describing honestly.<}
{>I can't help if I don't know what I'm supposed to be helping with!<}
{>If you think you might be cursed it's something serious so I really do want to help.<}
{>I'll admit I'm not always the best with just words though so maybe I missed something in there.<}

[Private]

[mo_cara]

sO iT's KiNd Of LiKe WhAt If ThErE wAs ThIs OnE mOtHeRfUcKeR?
aNd EvErY tImE tHiS oNe MoThErFuCkEr GoT hIs MaCk On, EvEn If He DiDn'T mEaN iT tO aLl Be SoMe KiNd Of MoThErFuCkIn PrOpOsAl,
(ExCePt MaYbE oNe TiMe Or SoMeTiMeS iT wAs)
EvErY tImE tHaT hApPeNeD sOmE sHiT hApPeNeD aFtEr It AlL wEnT dOwN.
sHiT tHaT mAdE iT hArDeR tO bE fRiEnDs.
AnD mEaNt ThAt NoNe Of ThEsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs EvEr ReAlLy WaNtEd To Do NoThIn WiTh ThE fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr.
CoUlD tHaT bE a HeX?
oR iS iT jUsT tHaT nO oNe ElSe A mOtHeRfUcKeR lIkEs Is AlL bEnDy, ToO?

[Private]

[animalmagnetism]

{>They're your age?<}
{>They're probably just figuring things out like you are!<}
{>Or you were very recently!<}
{>It could be coincidence or just not knowing what to do about everything.<}
{>Not everyone thinks new experiences are an adventure.<}
{>I've seen a lot of people run away from them first.<}
{>So I'm pretty sure I might be the only one.<}
{>They probably don't realize you're confused and hurt too you know.<}
{>Have you told them all of this? Those worries?<}
{>It'll probably help.<}



{>And what's "bendy?" Like a willow? Flexibility is a great thing to have!<}

Private

[jasmineofthewest]

Ah, sorry to interrupt, but I can't help but feel like perhaps you're having a similar conversation to what I've just been having with him. I have invited him for tea, and I was wondering if you might join us?

He is clearly confused and upset and I would be very grateful if you might help me in this.

Private

[animalmagnetism]

{>If we really are having similar conversations I could use the help!<}
{>I've never been the best with words.<}
{>More of an action guy myself.<}
{>Maybe we can balance each other out.<}
{>And I'd love some tea.<}

[Private]

[jasmineofthewest]

First of all, please do not listen to the Professor insulting your intelligence. I was not aware that we were now hiring such unprofessional people. I'm sure your intelligence is perfectly fine.

Second... I don't really think there's a curse quite like that. But could you perhaps elaborate a little more?

Re: [Private]

[mo_cara]

It'S kInD oF MoThErF***In HaRd To ExPlAiN.
i JuSt Am MaYbE a BaD fRiEnD bEcAuSe I'm BeNdY, bUt MaYbE aLsO i'M CuRsEd.

[Private]

[jasmineofthewest]

You'll have to forgive me... While I do pride myself on staying on top of the lingo these days, 'bendy' has unfortunately escaped my notice. Could you please tell me what you mean?

[Private]

[mo_cara]

[Don't worry, Iroh, no one says that except Gamzee. Now bender is a proper slang word, but the boy's gone and twisted it for his own use.]

yOu KnOw, WhEn A mOtHeRf***eR lIkEs To Be MaKiNg OuT wItH bLoKeS mOrE tHaN bIrDs.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat are you goin on about noww

[mo_cara]

[It'll actually be a little while before Gamzee responds to this.]

nOtHiN.
sOrRy.

[There, that should be the end of it, right? Because Gamzee's not exactly an expert when it comes to telling people, "Hey, you know, I really like you and I thought we had something going on, maybe, and now I'l really embarrassed and also my feelings are kind of hurt that kissing freaked you out so much that everything's gotten all weird and you never really wanted to talk about it, and I had to go back to pretending like it didn't happen, because my impression up until this point is that most dudes only make out with other dudes if they're dead drunk, sorry."]

[yerawwizarderi]

yeah right so wwhyd you take so long to say somethin then
you got somethin to say to me gam

[mo_cara]

yOu DiDn'T wAnT tO tAlK tO mE.