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So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?

((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

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{>That's a serious question!<}
{>I don't know if I can answer it without knowing more.<}
{>Anything is possible!<}
{>Likely is another story.<}

wHaT yOu AlL bE wAnTiN tO kNoW?
i CoUlD lAy SoMe WiCkEd KnOwLeDgE oN yOu, I gUeSs?

{>I'm not really sure what you're describing honestly.<}
{>I can't help if I don't know what I'm supposed to be helping with!<}
{>If you think you might be cursed it's something serious so I really do want to help.<}
{>I'll admit I'm not always the best with just words though so maybe I missed something in there.<}

sO iT's KiNd Of LiKe WhAt If ThErE wAs ThIs OnE mOtHeRfUcKeR?
aNd EvErY tImE tHiS oNe MoThErFuCkEr GoT hIs MaCk On, EvEn If He DiDn'T mEaN iT tO aLl Be SoMe KiNd Of MoThErFuCkIn PrOpOsAl,
(ExCePt MaYbE oNe TiMe Or SoMeTiMeS iT wAs)
EvErY tImE tHaT hApPeNeD sOmE sHiT hApPeNeD aFtEr It AlL wEnT dOwN.
sHiT tHaT mAdE iT hArDeR tO bE fRiEnDs.
AnD mEaNt ThAt NoNe Of ThEsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs EvEr ReAlLy WaNtEd To Do NoThIn WiTh ThE fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr.
CoUlD tHaT bE a HeX?
oR iS iT jUsT tHaT nO oNe ElSe A mOtHeRfUcKeR lIkEs Is AlL bEnDy, ToO?

{>They're your age?<}
{>They're probably just figuring things out like you are!<}
{>Or you were very recently!<}
{>It could be coincidence or just not knowing what to do about everything.<}
{>Not everyone thinks new experiences are an adventure.<}
{>I've seen a lot of people run away from them first.<}
{>So I'm pretty sure I might be the only one.<}
{>They probably don't realize you're confused and hurt too you know.<}
{>Have you told them all of this? Those worries?<}
{>It'll probably help.<}

{>And what's "bendy?" Like a willow? Flexibility is a great thing to have!<}

nOnE oF tHeM wAnT tO bE tAlKiN tO tHiS mOtHeRf***eR nO mOrE.
eXcEpT oNe, BuT hE's DiFfErEnT.
bEnDy Is LiKe WhEn A MoThErF***Er WaNtS tO bE aLl MaKiNg OuT wItH bLoKeS mOrE tHaN bIrDs.

{>Do you care about them?<}
{>Then don't let them do that.<}
{>I'm probably not the man to go to for how to talk to them about it but you can't just let them leave if you care!<}
{>I've never heard that one before.<}
{>Bendy. Haha! A much better image than straight.<}
{>Straight has always seemed like a strange thing to call it to me anyway.<}

tHeY aIn'T bE aLl Up AnD dOiN' a MoThErF***In ScArPeR oR nOtHiN.
tHeY jUsT dOn'T bE wAnTiNg To GeT tHeIr SpEaK oN.
i ThOuGhT mAyBe If We Be GeTtInG kInDa DrUnK tHaT wOuLd HeLp, BuT aIn'T nO oNe WaNtInG tO dO tHaT, eItHeR.

[Oh, wait.]

aNd It AiN't AlLoWeD.

{>I'm not one to judge if you break rules!<}
{>Unless you get yourself hurt.<}
{>Then I kind of have to step in because I'm supposed to look out for students.<}
{>I wonder if emotional hurt counts too?<}
{>I don't even know! Haha!<}
{>Anyway. Alcohol probably isn't what you want to try.<}
{>It muddles up your thoughts too much.<}
{>You need something relaxing that leaves thoughts clear.<}
{>Have you thought about a very gentle cheering charm?<}
{>You could mix it with some other things to help them want to talk out their problems instead of bottling it up too.<}

{>Or honestly just keep at talking with them until they know you're really serious about clearing it up!<}
{>They have to come around eventually and the difficult methods have better character building results!<}

I aIn'T nO gOoD aT mOtHeRf***iN cHaRmS.
jUsT pOtIoNs.
I gUeSs I cOuLd TrY tHaT, mAyBe.

[Trust Gamzee to focus on that part.]

{>Sybille could help with

{>Actually, I'm starting to suspect she's just as bad with kids as some of the other teachers.<}
{>What is it with people over twenty five and forgetting how to be children themselves?<}
{>I could help with that! But it'd have to be our secret.<}
{>I don't want to seem like I'm moving in on her territory!<}

{>Talking is probably the best way you know.<}

yEaH, bUt I gOtS tO gEt A mOtHeRf***eR tO bE tAlKiNg FiRsT.
yOu CaN hElP?

{>Have you tried just telling them that you need to talk and won't take no for an answer?<}
{>But I can help with charms!<}
{>One of my best subjects.<}
{>A cheering charm might help make them want to talk more!<}

i AiN't NeVeR eVeN hAd ThAt ThInK aLl SnEaKiN aRoUnD iN mY nUg!
I dOn'T bE rEaL gOoD aT cHaRmS, tHoUgH.

{>It's not a difficult charm.<}
{>Just takes practice.<}
{>But it's up to you how to deal with it.<}

Ah, sorry to interrupt, but I can't help but feel like perhaps you're having a similar conversation to what I've just been having with him. I have invited him for tea, and I was wondering if you might join us?

He is clearly confused and upset and I would be very grateful if you might help me in this.

{>If we really are having similar conversations I could use the help!<}
{>I've never been the best with words.<}
{>More of an action guy myself.<}
{>Maybe we can balance each other out.<}
{>And I'd love some tea.<}

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