(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

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[mo_cara]

I dIdN't TrY hArD eNoUgH tO tElL yOu ThE tRuTh.
I wAs A bAd MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNd.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

bUT, i NEVER ASKED YOU,
nOT REALLY,
bUT, i DID ASK KARKAT,
aND HE LIED TO ME,
rIGHT TO MY FACE,,,
bUT YOU DIDN'T, pLEASE STOP FEELING SAD,
aND CALLING YOURSELF A SHITTY FRIEND,
bECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST BRO,
lIKE i SAID, nO MATTER WHAT,

[mo_cara]

He OnLy Be'S lYiNg WhEn He ThInKs He'S dOiN tHe RiGhT tHiNg.
He DiDn'T mEaN tO hUrT a BrOtHeR.
bUt AnYwAy, I'm NoT sAd, YoU dOn'T gOt To AlL uP aNd GeT yOuR wOrRy On.
EvErYtHiNg'S cOpAmOtHeRfUcKiNcEtIc.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i DON'T, sEE HOW LYING IS THE RIGHT THING,
aND HE ALSO GOT MAD AT ME, fOR GETTING A LITTLE FREAKED OUT,
sO, tHAT DIDN'T HELP THINGS, mUCH,
bUT, iT DOESN'T MATTER AND WE DON'T, hAVE TO TALK ABOUT KARKAT RIGHT NOW,
wE SHOULD, uH, tALK ABOUT YOU,
bECAUSE,,, iF THIS WHOLE THING, iSN'T ABOUT ME THEN, wHAT IS IT ABOUT,
iF YOU, wANT TO TELL ME, i MEAN,

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[mo_cara]

aIn'T yOu NeVeR lIeD aBoUt NoThInG bEfOrE wHeN yOu WaS sCaReD aNd ShIt?
LiKe, YoU kNoW, wHeN yOu WaS tRyInG tO tElL pEoPlE yOu WeRe GeTtInG yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrTh On AbOuT yOuR dReAm?
AnYwAy, YoU kNoW kArKaT gEtS mAd WhEn He AiN't GoT tHe KnOw On WhAt To Do.
CaUsE hE aLwAyS gOt It Up In HiS mOtHeRfUcKiN pAn ThAt We AlL's GoNnA sToP bEiNg FrIeNdS wItH hIm, AnD tHaT sHiT bE sCaRy.

[pauses]

iT's AbOuT a LoT oF sHiT i GuEsS.
i DuNno.
JuSt A qUeStIoN.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wAIT, wAIT, nO,
tHAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,
vERY DIFFERENT, aND, nOT ON THE SAME LEVEL,
aS TO WHAT KARKAT DID, aT ALL,
i THINK,
i'M NOT, a LIAR,
nOT REALLY,
aM i,



iF YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT,
iT'S OKAY, bUT,
i'M HERE IF YOU DO,
aND WILL LISTEN, aND TRY TO HELP,

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[mo_cara]

nAh, YoU aIn'T nO mOtHeRfUcKiN lIaR.
nEiThEr Is KaRkAt.
He JuSt LiEs SoMeTiMeS, lIkE eVeRyBoDy DoEs.
AiN't NoBoDy WhAt'S hOnEsT aLl ThE tImE.


aNd YoU'rE a GoOd MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNd, BrO.
yOu WaNnA bUsT oUt SoMe IlL rHyMeS wItH mE?
iT's BeEn A mOtHeRfUcKiN wHiLe, AnD i GoT a EaStEr PrEsEnT fOr YoU.
;o)

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yEEEAH, bUT,
tHIS IS STILL DIFFERENT,
fOR A LOT OF REASONS,

tHAT WOULD BE FUN, aND IT HAS BEEN A WHILE,
wAIT, yOU DID,
eVEN AFTER ALL THAT'S HAPPENED,
i MEAN, i JUST,
wASN'T EXPECTING THAT, i GUESS,
}:O

aLSO, uH,
i THINK YOU AVOIDED THE QUESTION,
wHICH MEANS, yOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT,
i THINK,
wHICH IS FINE,
i'M JUST WORRIED IS ALL, aND WANT TO HELP, iF i CAN,

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[mo_cara]

i DuNnO, i GuEsS i JuSt HaTe SeEiN yOu AlL mAd At EaCh OtHeR.
bEcAuSe YoU bOtH aRe ThE mOsT aMaZiNg MoThErFuCkIn PeOpLe I kNoW aNd It JuSt SeEmS lIkE a ShAmE tO nOt Be SpEaKiNg OvEr A mIsTaKe.
:o(

AnD oF cOuRsE i GoT yOu A pReSeNt!
I dIdN't KnOw If YoU wOuLd TaKe It BeCaUsE oF wHaT i DoNe, BuT iF yOu WaNt It, I cAn GiVe It To YoU!
iT hAs To Be OuTsIdE, tHoUgH.

[And ... he's not sure what to say about the other. Because he still feels weird about things, and still has a huge crush on you, Tavros, but he's doing his very best to move past it so he doesn't make a big mistake like the last one. Which means maybe it's okay to like other dudes, since Tavros isn't ever going to be his boyfriend, but it's still kind of weird to go to said crush and explain that he's having problems with another guy. Plus, he really doesn't want his friend feeling guilty again, since part of this post really IS about him, even if Gamzee's denying it. So. Better not to say anything.]

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

[The reply is delayed for a lot of reasons. For one, he gets the hint that Gamzee really doesn't want to talk about whatever it is that's bothering him. And it hurts a little and also worries him even more, because he's afraid it's his fault somehow, that he's not trustworthy, or he's upset Gamzee somehow.

He's also thinking about Karkat, and how he really does want to be friends with him again. As resistant as he is, he misses Karkat a lot. But that whole thing is so complicated and it just makes his head hurt a little still. Everything is just so confusing. And for a while he doesn't know what to even say.]

i KNOW,
i DON'T, lIKE THIS EITHER, bUT,
i DON'T KNOW,
iT'S JUST,

[Inkblots. It's difficult, and awkward, because the dreams have become focused on Karkat more and more lately, which only makes everything that much more confusing. But he doesn't say that, he can't say that. He doesn't even know how to begin saying that.]

i MISS HIM,
i JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
iT'S, cOMPLICATED,

[There's another pause, though this time shorter, as he tries to push away all his thoughts and focus on Gamzee's offer.]

wELL,
fIRST LET ME SAY THAT i FEEL BAD,
bECAUSE, i DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING,,,
eXCEPT AN EGG,
bECAUSE, i DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO GO SHOPPING,
wELL IT'S MORE LIKE, i DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GOING SHOPPING,
bECAUSE OF THAT ACCIDENT,

bUT ANYWAY, i WOULD LOVE TO,
cOME OUTSIDE AND GET MY PRESENT,
aND i HAVE TO SAY THAT,
i'M REALLY CURIOUS BECAUSE, i'VE NEVER HAD A PRESENT THAT,
hAD TO BE USED OUTSIDE,
sHOULD i COME DOWN NOW,