(Backdated to the 10th)

[mo_cara]

So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?


((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?

Comments

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat are you goin on about noww

[mo_cara]

[It'll actually be a little while before Gamzee responds to this.]

nOtHiN.
sOrRy.

[There, that should be the end of it, right? Because Gamzee's not exactly an expert when it comes to telling people, "Hey, you know, I really like you and I thought we had something going on, maybe, and now I'l really embarrassed and also my feelings are kind of hurt that kissing freaked you out so much that everything's gotten all weird and you never really wanted to talk about it, and I had to go back to pretending like it didn't happen, because my impression up until this point is that most dudes only make out with other dudes if they're dead drunk, sorry."]

[yerawwizarderi]

yeah right so wwhyd you take so long to say somethin then
you got somethin to say to me gam

[mo_cara]

yOu DiDn'T wAnT tO tAlK tO mE.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Of course, he has, so the only thing to do is deny that he has.]

WWHAT
that is a fuckin bold faced slander and i am upright fuckin offended youd suggest a thing to my face
i thought wwe wwere mates or howwevver you say it on your godforsaken rock of a homeland

[mo_cara]

yEaH, mE, tOo.

[Another long pause.]

YoU sTiLl WaNt To Be ThAt?
MaTeS?

[yerawwizarderi]

gam
putting aside that youre a fuckin wweirdo
and unhelpful as shit some a the time wwhen i can understand wwhat youre gettin at
yeah so wwhat if i wwant to

[mo_cara]

WeLl, I jUsT wAs AlL tHiNkInG mAyBe YoU dIdN't WaNt To On AcCoUnT tHaT nOw YoU kNoW i'M bEnDy AnD yOu DiDn'T lIkE wHaT i DiD tO yOu.
BeCaUsE yOu WaS aLl AcTiNg MaD wHeN i WaS tOuChInG yOu AfTeR tHaT.
So MaYbE yOu DiDn'T wAnT mE tO bE yOuR MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNd No MoRe.

[yerawwizarderi]

gam that wwasnt any kind a fuckin secret before
i been livvin wwith you for years noww you think i didnt fuckin catch on to some a that

[mo_cara]

[Yeah, the wizard wank material is probably a big clue. Also, Gamzee talking about wanting to make out with dudes. Funnily enough, though, Tavros never seemed to notice.]

hOw CoMe YoU gOt AlL fRoStY aT mE, tHeN?

[yerawwizarderi]

i fucking didnt thats wwhat ivve been TRYIN to tell you
look
i just didnt expect you to do somethin like that
wwas that your fuckin plan all a long wwhen you invvited me out there or wwhat
you could havve i dont knoww wwarned me or somethin before you made a movve i mean FUCK it wwas just there and happenin and maybe i got confused or you didnt mean it or wwhat
wwhat if i wwas just a convvenient person and not a person a interest or somethin
i knoww wwhat evverybody thinks a me its all oh eridan wwhat a wwhiner wwhat wwould wwe evver wwant wwith him

[mo_cara]

[Oh, woah, huh. That's an angle he's never considered.]

i InViTeD yOu BeCaUsE yOu'Re My MoThErFuCkIn MaTe, AnD yOu BeEn FoR aWhIlE, hAvEn'T yOu?
AnD i LiKe BeInG aRoUnD yOu AnD sHiT aNd I aIn'T nEvEr SaId NoThInG lIkE tHat AbOuT yOu, NoT wAnTiN nOtHiNg FrOm YoU.
i MeAn, YoU iS AlL uP iN tHe MoThErFuCkIn InTeReSt ZoNe!
BeCaUsE yOu AlWaYs GoT fUnNy ShIt To SaY aNd YoU gEt YoUr AgGrO on AbOuT sHiT wHaT dOn'T eVeN mAtTeR bEcAuSe YoU fEeL aLl BiG fEeLiNgS aBoUt EvErYtHiNg, AnD aLsO yOu GoT tHe StRaIgHt Up CuTeSt WaY oF tAlKiNg WhIcH i JuSt LiKe To Be LeTtInG pOuR iN mY hEaR dUcTs.
BuT i DoN't GuEsS i WaS pLaNnInG oN mAkInG oUt WiTh YoU bEfOrE i WeNt HoMe Or NoThIn.
i MeAn, SuRe, I gOt It Up In My PaN aFoRe.
BuT tHaT's DiFfErEnT fRoM a MoThErFuCkIn PlAn, AiN't It?
AnD yOu WaS jUsT lOoKiNg LiKe YoU wOuLd Be GoOd To KiSs, AnD i DiDn'T mEaN tO fUcK nOtHiN uP.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwho says its fucked up
i havvent said that
and no thats sort a like a plan
you could havve mentioned that kind a interest before i mean i just thought you wwere feelin drunk and i wwas there and just
gam nobody evver wwants to do anythin like that wwith me

[mo_cara]

WhY wOuLdN't AnYbOdY wAnT tO dO tHaT wItH yOu?
YoU'rE a PrEtTy GoOd KiSsEr, I tHoUgHt!
I wAs AlL fEeLiNg DrUnK, bEcAuSe I wAs DrUnK, bUt ThAt DoN't MeAn I dIdN't WaNt To Or SoMeThInG.
oR tHaT i'D bE mAkInG oUt WiTh EvErYoNe.
I lIkE yOu.

[yerawwizarderi]

really
you really mean that
not just in a friendly wway

[mo_cara]

[Okay, Gamzee has to stop and consider that, because what other way is there to like someone? Then he kind of realizes what Eridan is getting at, and isn't really sure what to say. No, he certainly hadn't been trying to make Eridan his boyfriend, no matter what the other Slytherin thought, he'd had no plans to get the Greek at home and have his wicked way with him. But he hadn't been lying either - he does like Eridan, and there are definitely some people he wouldn't make out with, even when drunk.

And there's something to be said for someone who doesn't seem embarrassed or freaked out by what they'd done. Well, okay, sure, at first Eridan had been. But now he seems to think it's kind of all right and not all that bad and maybe something he'd like to do again? Which is far and away better than any other reaction he's gotten to impromptu makeout sessions with his friends. In fact, it makes him feel kind of warm and wiggly inside, and that's so nice. To maybe, for once, be wanted even when the other person isn't drunk or trying to learn how to kiss for a girlfriend.]

CrOsS mY pUmP bIsCuIt, BrO.
sInMoThErFuCkInCeReLy.

[yerawwizarderi]

[It's still a little freaky for Eridan. There are things he hasn't considered, not like that, and then it just happened and he didn't know what he ought to feel about it. But beyond concerns over boys vs. girls, for what feels like the first time there is someone who is genuinely interested in him, and Gamzee has always been his friend.]

wwoww
i mean i wwas hopin youd say that no fuckin question
uh maybe wwe should be talkin about this somewwhere else
like i dont knoww
you could come here and tell me about it

[mo_cara]

sUrElY, mY fInE mOtHeRfUcKeR!
wHeRe YoU aT?

[yerawwizarderi]

fifth floor base a the astronomy towwer

[mo_cara]

:o)

[And there will be a too-tall Slytherin third year there shortly. Gamzee doesn't look nervous, because he never really looks nervous, but there's definitely a certain tension there that isn't usually present in the older boy. Not a bad kind, just ... he's never really been in a position where he could actually not only say something about how he feels, but maybe even have those feelings returned. At least a little.

Still, he smiles when he sees his smaller Housemate.]

Hey, motherfucker.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Eridan has been sitting at the steps up along the tower, fiddling with things. His sleeves, the fall of his pants, the knot of his tie and even once or twice his hair, making sure it is all in place. He doesn't know what the fuck he's going to say to Gamzee. By the time he shows up Eridan is twitchy with nervousness, his face breaking into a hesitant grin with his cheeks awkwardly flushed.]

Was startin' to think you weren't goin' to show.

[mo_cara]

[The older boy slouches over, and sprawls on the steps next to Eridan, his long legs stretched out in front of him, and leaning back on one elbow as he half turns his body to face the other Slytherin.]

Like I got me anything else half so miraculous to be doing as getting my narrow arse up here to be seeing you.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Oh man he's really close. Get it together, Eridan, this is your big chance and don't you fuck it up.]

Right. So if I'm gettin' this right, you're fully fuckin' interested in havin' somethin' would me along the lines a' physical and romantic. Does that sound like an accurate summation a' the proceedings?

[please god say yes]

[mo_cara]

[Gamzee just stares at him, blinking, for a long few moments, and then his face animates with sudden understanding. Maybe.]

If you're asking if maybe a motherfucker wants to get his mack on with a bro, and maybe, you know, have some kind of motherfuckin' relationship what where two motherfuckers is all special to each other, then yeah! My pan is all up in the interest zone!

[yerawwizarderi]

[This is the first time in his life this has ever happened to him, not counting the disaster that was Vriska Serket.]

Yeah that's what I'm gettin' at. I've never done this well ever but I think- I really think- I wouldn't mind givin' it a shot? [Yes. Yes that's good, keep going like that-] It didn't really cross my mind until you were kissin' me and then I just got confused and it was fantastic at the time, Gam, I didn't think anythin' could be like that-