Gamzee Makara (
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sortinghat_rp2012-04-12 09:09 pm
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So I gOt ThIs QuEsTiOn FoR aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs WhAt KnOw AbOuT mAgIc.
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?
((OOC translation:
So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?
Is It PoSsIbLe ThAt MaYbE a MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD hAvE a CuRsE oN hIm?
LiKe A kInD oF CuRsE tHaT mAkEs It So WhEnEvEr A mOtHeRfUcKeR mAyBe DoEs SoMeThInG eLsE tO aNoThEr MoThErFuCkEr, JuSt TrYiNg To Be AlL fRiEnDlY aNd ExPrEsS a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn TeNdErNeSs, ThEn ThE sEcOnD mOtHeRfUcKeR jUsT gEtS aLl SaLtY wItH hIm Or MaYbE aLl SnOw StOrM oN tHaT fIrSt MoThErFuCkEr'S aRsE aNd EvErYtHiNg Is AlL rUiNeD?
oR a HeX?
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So I got this question for all you motherfuckers what know about magic.
Is it possible that maybe a motherfucker could have a curse on him?
Like a kind of curse that makes it so whenever a motherfucker maybe does something else to another motherfucker, just trying to be all friendly and express a little motherfuckin tenderness, then the second motherfucker just gets all salty with him or maybe all snow storm on that first motherfucker's arse and everything is all ruined?
Or a hex?
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hOw CoMe YoU gOt AlL fRoStY aT mE, tHeN?
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look
i just didnt expect you to do somethin like that
wwas that your fuckin plan all a long wwhen you invvited me out there or wwhat
you could havve i dont knoww wwarned me or somethin before you made a movve i mean FUCK it wwas just there and happenin and maybe i got confused or you didnt mean it or wwhat
wwhat if i wwas just a convvenient person and not a person a interest or somethin
i knoww wwhat evverybody thinks a me its all oh eridan wwhat a wwhiner wwhat wwould wwe evver wwant wwith him
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i InViTeD yOu BeCaUsE yOu'Re My MoThErFuCkIn MaTe, AnD yOu BeEn FoR aWhIlE, hAvEn'T yOu?
AnD i LiKe BeInG aRoUnD yOu AnD sHiT aNd I aIn'T nEvEr SaId NoThInG lIkE tHat AbOuT yOu, NoT wAnTiN nOtHiNg FrOm YoU.
i MeAn, YoU iS AlL uP iN tHe MoThErFuCkIn InTeReSt ZoNe!
BeCaUsE yOu AlWaYs GoT fUnNy ShIt To SaY aNd YoU gEt YoUr AgGrO on AbOuT sHiT wHaT dOn'T eVeN mAtTeR bEcAuSe YoU fEeL aLl BiG fEeLiNgS aBoUt EvErYtHiNg, AnD aLsO yOu GoT tHe StRaIgHt Up CuTeSt WaY oF tAlKiNg WhIcH i JuSt LiKe To Be LeTtInG pOuR iN mY hEaR dUcTs.
BuT i DoN't GuEsS i WaS pLaNnInG oN mAkInG oUt WiTh YoU bEfOrE i WeNt HoMe Or NoThIn.
i MeAn, SuRe, I gOt It Up In My PaN aFoRe.
BuT tHaT's DiFfErEnT fRoM a MoThErFuCkIn PlAn, AiN't It?
AnD yOu WaS jUsT lOoKiNg LiKe YoU wOuLd Be GoOd To KiSs, AnD i DiDn'T mEaN tO fUcK nOtHiN uP.
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i havvent said that
and no thats sort a like a plan
you could havve mentioned that kind a interest before i mean i just thought you wwere feelin drunk and i wwas there and just
gam nobody evver wwants to do anythin like that wwith me
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YoU'rE a PrEtTy GoOd KiSsEr, I tHoUgHt!
I wAs AlL fEeLiNg DrUnK, bEcAuSe I wAs DrUnK, bUt ThAt DoN't MeAn I dIdN't WaNt To Or SoMeThInG.
oR tHaT i'D bE mAkInG oUt WiTh EvErYoNe.
I lIkE yOu.
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you really mean that
not just in a friendly wway
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And there's something to be said for someone who doesn't seem embarrassed or freaked out by what they'd done. Well, okay, sure, at first Eridan had been. But now he seems to think it's kind of all right and not all that bad and maybe something he'd like to do again? Which is far and away better than any other reaction he's gotten to impromptu makeout sessions with his friends. In fact, it makes him feel kind of warm and wiggly inside, and that's so nice. To maybe, for once, be wanted even when the other person isn't drunk or trying to learn how to kiss for a girlfriend.]
CrOsS mY pUmP bIsCuIt, BrO.
sInMoThErFuCkInCeReLy.
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wwoww
i mean i wwas hopin youd say that no fuckin question
uh maybe wwe should be talkin about this somewwhere else
like i dont knoww
you could come here and tell me about it
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wHeRe YoU aT?
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[And there will be a too-tall Slytherin third year there shortly. Gamzee doesn't look nervous, because he never really looks nervous, but there's definitely a certain tension there that isn't usually present in the older boy. Not a bad kind, just ... he's never really been in a position where he could actually not only say something about how he feels, but maybe even have those feelings returned. At least a little.
Still, he smiles when he sees his smaller Housemate.]
Hey, motherfucker.
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Was startin' to think you weren't goin' to show.
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Like I got me anything else half so miraculous to be doing as getting my narrow arse up here to be seeing you.
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Right. So if I'm gettin' this right, you're fully fuckin' interested in havin' somethin' would me along the lines a' physical and romantic. Does that sound like an accurate summation a' the proceedings?
[please god say yes]
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If you're asking if maybe a motherfucker wants to get his mack on with a bro, and maybe, you know, have some kind of motherfuckin' relationship what where two motherfuckers is all special to each other, then yeah! My pan is all up in the interest zone!
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Yeah that's what I'm gettin' at. I've never done this well ever but I think- I really think- I wouldn't mind givin' it a shot? [Yes. Yes that's good, keep going like that-] It didn't really cross my mind until you were kissin' me and then I just got confused and it was fantastic at the time, Gam, I didn't think anythin' could be like that-
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It's so ... nice. Really, really nice, the way the other Slytherin's hands are in his clothes and he's kissing back and there's no confusion, just something really sweet and damn, is this what it's like to kiss when he's not drunk?]
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Mentally he tries to keep himself focused, but he keeps getting lost in little moments that surprise him. The way he can feel the individual strands of his hair stir. The way he's hyper aware of his heart pounding in his chest and in his ears, and the way that if he presses his hands forward he can feel Gamzee's heart through his clothes. Maybe there's something to be said for miracles after all?
That is a dumb thought and he instantly thinks so, even though it really is nice. Nicer than things have been for him in awhile.]
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It's with a kind of surprised regret that he pulls back briefly when he has to breathe, his dark eyes half-lidded as he stares into Eridan's face for only inches away.]
Damn, bro.
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Holy fuck. [He's shocked to find that he's breathing so hard, and that his mouth feels so wet. And that that was really, really good.]
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Damn, [he says again] ain't you got the prettiest motherfuckin' eyes?
[Had he ever noticed that before? He's not sure, but he sure is noticing now. Maybe all his ideas aren't bad ones, because the look on Eridan's face right now is doing all sorts of warm and squashy things to his stomach. So he kisses the younger boy again, because what else is there to do in this sort of situation?]
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After a few more seconds he shifts, sliding his arms loosely around Gamzee's neck because holding his clothes was getting in the way of being held, and he thinks he maybe likes that better than feeling Gamzee's heart beneath his hands. Maybe.]
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But it might be kind of nice to have the smaller body kind of just ... resting there. Maybe closer. His warm frame pressed against Gamzee's longer body- damn, why hadn't they done this in the dorm?]
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