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[fuckmackandme]

um...
jade?
either dad's pulling a birthday prank on me, or i found out why my dad and your grandpa kept looking at each other.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

mAYBE THEY WERE HAVING A STARING CONTEST,
hAVE, yOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE,
tHEY'RE REALLY FUN AND, eVEN ADULTS COULD LIKE THEM,

[selfmakeout]

really?
what is it, john?

[fuckmackandme]

i have.
but that's not why they kept staring at each other.

[fuckmackandme]

well...
you're my sister!
we're twins.

1/???

[selfmakeout]

...............

[selfmakeout]

..............................

[selfmakeout]

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

[selfmakeout]

oh my gosh REALLY??

5/6

[selfmakeout]

how--

why--

[selfmakeout]

oh my gosh!

we are long lost twins that ended up being best friends forever!!
just like rose and dave!
what are the odds of that???

[fuckmackandme]

i don't know!
but how cool is it?
it's like we're in the family trap!
only we won't switch places because that'd be weird.
oh!
that means it's your birthday too!
happy birthday!!!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, wELL,
i GUESS, dON'T MIND ME THEN,

[fuckmackandme]

uh...
ok?
i mean, i didn't make this private or anything, so...
it's not like you have to go.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i KNOW,
bUUUT, i AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY, aT THE PRESENT TIME,
aND YOU ALREADY KNOW, sO i'M NOT REALLY MUCH OF A HELP,

[fuckmackandme]

hum...
well!!
we could go over our pranking lessons again!
try something new.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wOW, uM,
lOOK AT THE TIME,
i THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO DO SOMETHING,
tHAT ISN'T THIS,
bECAUSE i THINK i HAD AN APPOINTMENT FOR SOMETHING,
oR, mAYBE IT WAS A CLASS,
i DON'T KNOW, i NEED TO CHECK MY PLANNER,
hOW ABOUT WE TAKE ONE OF THOSE CHECKS THAT ARE RAINY,

[fuckmackandme]

tavros!
you can't fight this forever!
it's your destiny!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M NOT FIGHTING, aNYTHING,
hAVE i CAST ANY SPELLS OR, pUNCHED YOU,
nO,
sO THAT MEANS, i'M NOT FIGHTING,
aND THAT, mAYBE, aND i DON'T MEAN THIS RUDELY,
bUT, mAYBE IT MEANS YOU JUST HAVE BAD TIMING,
lOOK AT MY PLANNER,
sEE, i HAVE A THING,

[Here is a picture of his Planner. There is indeed 'a thing' written on today's date.]

sO MY DESTINY IS,
tO GO AND DO THIS THING,

[fuckmackandme]

that doesn't even say what the thing is!
you just wrote that down, didn't you?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAAAT, nO,
nO, oF COURSE NOT,
tHAT'S REALLY SILLY AND, nOT AT ALL TRUE,

[fuckmackandme]

liar!
you are a liar and a scoundrel!
there is no thing you must do right now!!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

dON'T CALL ME A LIAR,
uM, pLEASE,



i'M SORRY,
i'M JUST GOING THROUGH A LOT,
aND, pRANK LESSONS ARE, nOT SOMETHING i AM REALLY UP FOR RIGHT NOW,
sO, yES,
i WROTE THAT DOWN IN MY PLANNER OKAY,
bUT NOW THAT IT'S, tHERE, i HAVE TO DO IT,
oR ELSE MY PLANNER WILL JUST YELL, aT ME, uNTIL i GO DO IT,
wHICH ADMITTEDLY, i DON'T KNOW WHAT A THING IS, tHAT i SHOULD DO,
bUT HOPEFULLY i'LL FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT THING,
mAYBE,

[fuckmackandme]

oh.
dude, next time just tell me.
don't go making up thing you need to do.
and that now you really do need to do.
why did you get a planner that yells, anyway?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M SORRY,
sOMETIMES i JUST KIND OF PANIC LIKE THAT,

aND, i GOT A YELLING PLANNER BECAUSE, uM,
iT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MOTIVATIONAL,
bUT i ENDED UP GETTING THE WRONG ONE,
aND IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE KA

[Oh. He knocked over his ink.]

[fuckmackandme]

oh...
ok.
good luck shutting it up!

[Voice]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

Oh... well, now I need, uh, new ink.

I'm just gonna, go and do... that thing, or something... Bye.

And then a few seconds later, almost too quiet for John to even hear...

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

...Happy birthday.

[fuckmackandme]

thanks!

[selfmakeout]

i dont know
i think we could pull each other off pretty well :)
oh gosh!
i was an aries the entire time!!!
happy birthday to you, too, john!



i am still the oldest, though, hehehehe

[fuckmackandme]

hum...
i guess our voices would be the biggest problem.



and that's not certain!

[selfmakeout]

of course it is certain!
grandpa would not take the young of the litter to raise
it would not be certain that they would survive!!

or at least that is what he always tells me???

[fuckmackandme]

he does?
huh.
oh...
wait.
oh my god!
jade!!
what if they've been like, dropping hints this whole time and we missed them?

[selfmakeout]

:O


oh noooooooooooo!!!!!

we are the worst detectives ever :(

i feel like my dreams have been giving me hints as well
but i just ignored them
gosh john what if we have an important mission to do and we are skiving off!!!

[fuckmackandme]

oh wow!
i never thought of that!
dad's letter doesn't say anything about that though...
maybe it'll appear in your dreams again?