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[fuckmackandme]

um...
jade?
either dad's pulling a birthday prank on me, or i found out why my dad and your grandpa kept looking at each other.

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M NOT FIGHTING, aNYTHING,
hAVE i CAST ANY SPELLS OR, pUNCHED YOU,
nO,
sO THAT MEANS, i'M NOT FIGHTING,
aND THAT, mAYBE, aND i DON'T MEAN THIS RUDELY,
bUT, mAYBE IT MEANS YOU JUST HAVE BAD TIMING,
lOOK AT MY PLANNER,
sEE, i HAVE A THING,

[Here is a picture of his Planner. There is indeed 'a thing' written on today's date.]

sO MY DESTINY IS,
tO GO AND DO THIS THING,

[fuckmackandme]

that doesn't even say what the thing is!
you just wrote that down, didn't you?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAAAT, nO,
nO, oF COURSE NOT,
tHAT'S REALLY SILLY AND, nOT AT ALL TRUE,

[fuckmackandme]

liar!
you are a liar and a scoundrel!
there is no thing you must do right now!!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

dON'T CALL ME A LIAR,
uM, pLEASE,



i'M SORRY,
i'M JUST GOING THROUGH A LOT,
aND, pRANK LESSONS ARE, nOT SOMETHING i AM REALLY UP FOR RIGHT NOW,
sO, yES,
i WROTE THAT DOWN IN MY PLANNER OKAY,
bUT NOW THAT IT'S, tHERE, i HAVE TO DO IT,
oR ELSE MY PLANNER WILL JUST YELL, aT ME, uNTIL i GO DO IT,
wHICH ADMITTEDLY, i DON'T KNOW WHAT A THING IS, tHAT i SHOULD DO,
bUT HOPEFULLY i'LL FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT THING,
mAYBE,

[fuckmackandme]

oh.
dude, next time just tell me.
don't go making up thing you need to do.
and that now you really do need to do.
why did you get a planner that yells, anyway?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'M SORRY,
sOMETIMES i JUST KIND OF PANIC LIKE THAT,

aND, i GOT A YELLING PLANNER BECAUSE, uM,
iT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MOTIVATIONAL,
bUT i ENDED UP GETTING THE WRONG ONE,
aND IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE KA

[Oh. He knocked over his ink.]

[fuckmackandme]

oh...
ok.
good luck shutting it up!

[Voice]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

Oh... well, now I need, uh, new ink.

I'm just gonna, go and do... that thing, or something... Bye.

And then a few seconds later, almost too quiet for John to even hear...

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

...Happy birthday.

[fuckmackandme]

thanks!