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Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-14 12:14 am

Two Smuppets

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.


[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.
clockspinner: (NO!)

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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
much as i enjoy watching vantas have an aneurysm
taking points is too far

bro calm the fuck down okay
your mom didnt want you
mine didnt either
some people were lucky enough to have cunts who cared about their crotchdroppings
just leave it

dont go get dirk when youre shitting fire like this