Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

WOW MY BAD

[dou8letrou8le]

I'm sorry.

o3o i saw nothing

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh hey no worries chica.
im a big boy.
i can handle my feelings.

sob

[dou8letrou8le]

Do you handle death well?

[plushaeusrumpified]

i dunno.
first one ive ever had to handle.
howm i doing so far?
shit i need more tears dont i?
gotta wail at the top of my lungs.
put on a good show.

[Yeah he's not taking it all that well.]

[dou8letrou8le]

You do not have to cry to show you are in p8in.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you dont win a grammy that way though.

no but.
im fine.
for reals.
i mean fuck we didnt even talk that much.
he lived four
fucking
miles
away.

and we didnt talk.

totally fucking peachy i swear.

[dou8letrou8le]

That seems even worse to me.
8ut it... Gets easier
Over time.

You can't do anything a8out it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

i told you im fine.
its easy peasy lemon squeezy already chica.
easier than a five dollar hooker.

maybe i wouldnt want to do anything about it even if i could.
he was a total asshole.
who wants to talk to an asshole.
dumbasses thats who.
and im not a dumbass.
he didnt make it easy to talk to him.

[dou8letrou8le]

If you were truly fine then you would not care a8out his death at all.

People die everyd8y.
Even assholes.
The regret will eat you from inside if you let it.
You were just unlucky.

[plushaeusrumpified]

what makes you think i care?
i dont.

i dont regret shit either.
and by the way chica.
its especially the assholes that die.


but maybe he wasnt a big enough fucking asshole to deserve it.
fuck.

what the hell is the point of this conversation again?
because i sure as hell forgot.
it seems pointless to me.

[dou8letrou8le]

My mother was't an asshole.
There is no reason 8ehind who dies and who doesn't.
Even if you wish there to 8e.

8ut whatever.
You can 8e an "adult" and pretend not to care that your 8rother died.
Is that what happens when you grow older?
You just stop caring?
Or start pretending.

[plushaeusrumpified]

i guess you found out something.
mothers are just really fucking unreliable.
sucks when you finally realize that huh?

oh ow.
that really fucking stings.
i mean you got me.
got me right in the goddamn heart.

is this the part where im supposed to break down and admit that oh yes im heartbroken.
i loved him so much.
he was my hero.
im devastated that he died.
completely and totally shattered.
if only i could go back and have one more minute with him.
tell him how much i fucking cared.
give him one more hug.

fuck that.
fuck it all.
it wont happen. it cant happen.
fuck it.

[arachnoble]

This is such an astounding example of being real.

I almost shed a tear.

[plushaeusrumpified]

was it a single manly one.
did it almost fall in your chest hair?

[dou8letrou8le]

[Those water drop stains on the page aren't anything suspcious, why would you think that?]

My mother was not
You are
terri8le

I try to help an

I hope you suffer.
I hope you deserve this.
You terr8le, st

[arachnoble]

I wax.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Shit. Shit. Okay. He sees those, he knows they're tears. He realizes he's gone too far and actually made a student cry. About their dead mother.

Fuck him. Fuck him so hard. Fuck his life. He didn't actually mean to. But he was feeling bitter because of his own mother. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. He feels guilty now, because he didn't actually... mean to upset her that bad. And her words are pretty cutting.]

yeah.
im pretty much the shittiest guy in the world.
looks like two lessons were fucking learned today.
twenty fucking points to slytherin for all these lessons.
im fucking falling down all of em god damn.

sorry
i didnt actu
i deserve it

fuck

[plushaeusrumpified]

beautiful.
im sure nobody can tell how manly you are now.

got a fucking reason being all up in here are were you just bored?

[arachnoble]

Boredom, mostly.

There are ways to cope (or not cope) with the loss of family. Being insincere and foolish on public journals and making my family students cry is not a good way.

[dou8letrou8le]

[There are just indiscernible scribbles and most of it isn't even in English. (Spelling errors are legit)]

i dont wnt your points

[plushaeusrumpified]

wow yeah.
i can see how talking about this shit is the best way to fight boredom.
im having so much fun you have no idea.

i dont need advice from you on how to fucking cope with anything.
im fine. not that you even actually care.
but i figured itd make you feel warm and fuzzy to know im ok anyway.

i didnt mean to make her fucking cry.
you think i did it on purpose?
im not a fucking monster even if you think i am.
just because i run the best damn puppet porn site doesnt mean i get off on the tears of little girls.
no pedo.
im sure theres a word for crying fetishists but i dont know what the fuck it is.

who the fuck said i was being insincere by the way?
just asking.
not that you were wrong.
but youre putting the ass in assumption.

[plushaeusrumpified]

fine.

fine. whatever.
i dont know what you want me to fucking do though.
i dont know what im supposed to say.
guess youre on your own.

good luck with those mommy issues.

[arachnoble]

I have to find entertainment somewhere.

Ah, yes. You must be fine. You're certainly not being extremely defensive and more obnoxious and insufferable than usual.

Your intentions don't matter. A person can have the best intentions in the world and do horrible things. At the end of the day, you can tell yourself you didn't "mean to", but you still did it. You do not know anything about Vriska's mother. She was the most caring and reliable woman I've known, and you have no right to bring your own maternal issues into this.

For being angry about making assumptions you seem to make plenty of them.

[dou8letrou8le]

[YUP NOTHING she has no idea what to say to him now. Heaven help her in her classes with him the future.]

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[clockspinner]

man youre really off to a great start arent you
making a little girl cry because of your mommy issues

...yeah i figured he might be
so whatre you gonna do with him when schools in session professor strider
hes like what
six
and anyway he doesnt have magic does he