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sortinghat_rp2012-05-14 12:14 am
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-05-14 12:14 am
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Two Smuppets
yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.
well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.
[Filtered to Dave]
so.
guess whose comin to live with us.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.
well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.
[Filtered to Dave]
so.
guess whose comin to live with us.
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Fuck him. Fuck him so hard. Fuck his life. He didn't actually mean to. But he was feeling bitter because of his own mother. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. He feels guilty now, because he didn't actually... mean to upset her that bad. And her words are pretty cutting.]
yeah.
im pretty much the shittiest guy in the world.
looks like two lessons were fucking learned today.
twenty fucking points to slytherin for all these lessons.
im fucking falling down all of em god damn.
sorryi didnt actui deserve itfuck
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i dont wnt your points
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fine. whatever.
i dont know what you want me to fucking do though.
i dont know what im supposed to say.
guess youre on your own.
good luck with those mommy issues.
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DID YOU EVER THINK TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS?
IT'S MOTHERS DAY.
HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE FUCKING DEAD.
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didnt know.
my bad.
as if they deserve a day though.
what the fuck do they even do?
oh and btw.
detention.
im thinking every day til summer hols.
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MOMS DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING FOR US.
EVEN DIE FOR US.
YOU WILL NEVER MEET A MOTHER THAT DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HER KID IN SOME WAY, EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
SO SUCK IT UP AND FUCK YOU, DOUCHE.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM.
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ten points from gryffindor for your disgusting lies.
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JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS FUCKED UP, DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR THIS KID.
BUT OH WAIT, HE'S A STRIDER. GUESS HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.
EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO HAVE PARENTAL ISSUES, HUH?
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP.
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT HOW A PARENT SHOULD ACT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK TAKING THIS KID IN IS GOING TO IMPROVE ANYTHING?
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
SORRY THAT HE HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND PROJECTING AND LIES.
FIX YOUR OWN GODDAMN PROBLEMS FIRST, ASSHOLE.
I'M OUT.
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why dont we discuss howfucked up the vantas family is?
starting with you.
you attention deprived idiotic recluse who thinks its his business to tell people who they should and shouldnt screw.
cant keep a goddamn girlfriend because youre too busy nosing in other peoples business.
cant get any friends except for a cripple and an ICP reject.
or maybe you cant get a girlfriend because you sound really
fucking
gay.
i mean breaking dawn?
dude youve got a dick and you need to start acting like it.
maybe then you might not be such a goddamn outcast.
you prance around here making subtle references to your goddamn dead mother.
shes dead. shes gone.
stop rubbing it in all our goddamn faces.
stop acting like its some big secret when you make it really fucking obvious.
you want attention that much?
find another goddamn way because nobody fucking cares.
and dont even get me started on the rest of your family.
jegus shit that woman you live with has more pussies than should even be legal.
she fucking smells like pussy all the time.
its disgusting.
i dont even know what the fuck to say about that other guy.
but i imagine hes gotta be pretty fucked up all things considered.
i think the vantas family wins the fucked up award kid.
get some help.
dr phil would love the shit out of you.
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This instant.
You are not a child. You don't get a free pass. You're a teacher and you are supposed to be a role model.
Frankly you are being a bully and I am going to speak with the Headmaster about having your journal privileges revoked for the time being. I don't care what you said about me, but you are an adult and you will start acting like one. Do you understand?
Put down the journal and report to my office this instant. If you are going to act like a child, I will treat you like one. If you make me come look for you, there will be consequences.
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how ever will i go on?
you gonna spank me?
do it hard. i like it rough.
even if you smell like pussy.
but hold your tits i gotta teach my son a lesson.
might take a while.
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you cant actually make me do a damn thing.
its cute that you think you can though.
endearing character trait.
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Strider, don't you ever speak in such a disrespectful way to or about a student, their family or my family.
You're a damn teacher.
Act like it.
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DO
NOT
BRING
MY MOTHER, MY AUNT OR MY FUCKING FRIENDS INTO THIS.
YEAH, SO MAYBE I DON'T DESERVE THEM
BIG DEAL
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT
YOU THINK I CARE HOW GAY IT APPARENTLY IS THAT I LIKE ROMCOMS?
I DON'T.
PICK NEW THINGS TO BITCH AT ME ABOUT BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE.
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taking points is too far
bro calm the fuck down okay
your mom didnt want you
mine didnt either
some people were lucky enough to have cunts who cared about their crotchdroppings
just leave it
dont go get dirk when youre shitting fire like this
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And Strider.
You will stop this instant. You've already made a child cry, do you honestly feel the need to continue this train of thought? You're being a terrible example and I will not have you hurting or pushing your own ideas of parenthood on these children. Understood?