Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

WOW MY BAD

[dou8letrou8le]

I'm sorry.

o3o i saw nothing

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh hey no worries chica.
im a big boy.
i can handle my feelings.

sob

[dou8letrou8le]

Do you handle death well?

[plushaeusrumpified]

i dunno.
first one ive ever had to handle.
howm i doing so far?
shit i need more tears dont i?
gotta wail at the top of my lungs.
put on a good show.

[Yeah he's not taking it all that well.]

[dou8letrou8le]

You do not have to cry to show you are in p8in.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you dont win a grammy that way though.

no but.
im fine.
for reals.
i mean fuck we didnt even talk that much.
he lived four
fucking
miles
away.

and we didnt talk.

totally fucking peachy i swear.

[arachnoble]

This is such an astounding example of being real.

I almost shed a tear.

[plushaeusrumpified]

was it a single manly one.
did it almost fall in your chest hair?

[arachnoble]

I wax.

[plushaeusrumpified]

beautiful.
im sure nobody can tell how manly you are now.

got a fucking reason being all up in here are were you just bored?

[arachnoble]

Boredom, mostly.

There are ways to cope (or not cope) with the loss of family. Being insincere and foolish on public journals and making my family students cry is not a good way.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wow yeah.
i can see how talking about this shit is the best way to fight boredom.
im having so much fun you have no idea.

i dont need advice from you on how to fucking cope with anything.
im fine. not that you even actually care.
but i figured itd make you feel warm and fuzzy to know im ok anyway.

i didnt mean to make her fucking cry.
you think i did it on purpose?
im not a fucking monster even if you think i am.
just because i run the best damn puppet porn site doesnt mean i get off on the tears of little girls.
no pedo.
im sure theres a word for crying fetishists but i dont know what the fuck it is.

who the fuck said i was being insincere by the way?
just asking.
not that you were wrong.
but youre putting the ass in assumption.

filtered

[clockspinner]

man youre really off to a great start arent you
making a little girl cry because of your mommy issues

...yeah i figured he might be
so whatre you gonna do with him when schools in session professor strider
hes like what
six
and anyway he doesnt have magic does he

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

my mommy issues?
what the actual fuck?
you have no goddamn idea what youre talking about.
dont fucking come in here and act like you know a god damn thing about my mommy issues or lackthereof.
so just.
shut up dave. fuck.

hes starting school here next year dumbass.
you cant remember how old he is?
some family you are.
bet you cant remember his birthday either.

filtered

[clockspinner]

yeah?
need i remind you that i just found out that the drunk bitch who squirted me out didnt even give me four years before she decided she didnt want me
yours even gave you seventeen fucking years
i got what maybe a few fucking hours and she never even cared enough to try
if you hadnt wanted me either then id be in worse shape than dirk
at least no one hid his twin fucking sister from him
so yeah i consider myself qualified to recognize maternal resentment when youre slinging it around like a fucking helicopter dick
and you need to stop pretending like youre the only fucking person with a deadbeat mom and grow the fuck up asshole

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

bro

astronomy tower

now

Action

[clockspinner]

[Dave hesitates for a moment then decides it would be better to do as he's told than to wait for Bro to come to him. He gets out of bed, pulls on his robes again, and then, after a moment of hesitation, turns back and goes to his trunk, pulling out the sword that always comes to school with him.]

[He gets up to the astronomy tower, both his sword and his wand stowed for now because he doesn't know which one he'll need more.]

[chousenplayer]

You probably just planted that idea in their heads.

[plushaeusrumpified]

probs.
like i fucking care though.
they wanna think im chester the molester then woofuckinghoo.

Filtered; because she's nice

[chousenplayer]

You're not taking it well, are you Chester?
Have you considered putting the book down and walking away?

Filtered; the nicest

[plushaeusrumpified]

im taking it motherfucking fantastically.
what makes you think im not?
what makes you think i need to fucking walk away?

Filtered; yes naturally

[chousenplayer]

Well you seem to be making a lot of 13 year olds cry. Is that normal for you or are you just overfilling your quota today? You've got all month, save some tears for later.
The reason mentioned above. Acting like this seems like a good way to get fired.

[faintwaves]

...You're really hurting, aren't you?

[animalmagnetism]

I will take care of the class.
Don't worry!
If you have any lesson plans written up leave them in my office.
My condolences about your brother.

And not long after, voice. Filtered

[animalmagnetism]

[There's a very, very, very good chance Bro has never heard Peter so coldly furious. In fact, probably rarely anything other than cheerful and silly.]

You disappoint me. Grieve how you need to but don't you dare ever bring children into it again. Lashing out and hurting them to ease your own pain is disgusting.

On second thought don't drop off those plans. I'll write up my own.