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Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-14 12:14 am

Two Smuppets

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.


[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.
arachnoble: (I'll kick you in the shins.)

[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-05-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I am a bitch. That's not a shocking revelation.

What is there to even know? You're a kid pretending to be a man. It doesn't matter what sort of sob story you have, and I don't care about any excuse you have for you behavior. It's simply unacceptable.