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Two Smuppets

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

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That seems even worse to me.
8ut it... Gets easier
Over time.

You can't do anything a8out it.

i told you im fine.
its easy peasy lemon squeezy already chica.
easier than a five dollar hooker.

maybe i wouldnt want to do anything about it even if i could.
he was a total asshole.
who wants to talk to an asshole.
dumbasses thats who.
and im not a dumbass.
he didnt make it easy to talk to him.

If you were truly fine then you would not care a8out his death at all.

People die everyd8y.
Even assholes.
The regret will eat you from inside if you let it.
You were just unlucky.

what makes you think i care?
i dont.

i dont regret shit either.
and by the way chica.
its especially the assholes that die.

but maybe he wasnt a big enough fucking asshole to deserve it.
fuck.

what the hell is the point of this conversation again?
because i sure as hell forgot.
it seems pointless to me.

My mother was't an asshole.
There is no reason 8ehind who dies and who doesn't.
Even if you wish there to 8e.

8ut whatever.
You can 8e an "adult" and pretend not to care that your 8rother died.
Is that what happens when you grow older?
You just stop caring?
Or start pretending.

i guess you found out something.
mothers are just really fucking unreliable.
sucks when you finally realize that huh?

oh ow.
that really fucking stings.
i mean you got me.
got me right in the goddamn heart.

is this the part where im supposed to break down and admit that oh yes im heartbroken.
i loved him so much.
he was my hero.
im devastated that he died.
completely and totally shattered.
if only i could go back and have one more minute with him.
tell him how much i fucking cared.
give him one more hug.

fuck that.
fuck it all.
it wont happen. it cant happen.
fuck it.

[Those water drop stains on the page aren't anything suspcious, why would you think that?]

~~My mother was not~~
You are
terri8le

~~I try to help an~~

I hope you suffer.
I hope you deserve this.
~~You terr8le, st~~

[Shit. Shit. Okay. He sees those, he knows they're tears. He realizes he's gone too far and actually made a student cry. About their dead mother.

Fuck him. Fuck him so hard. Fuck his life. He didn't actually mean to. But he was feeling bitter because of his own mother. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. He feels guilty now, because he didn't actually... mean to upset her that bad. And her words are pretty cutting.]

yeah.
im pretty much the shittiest guy in the world.
looks like two lessons were fucking learned today.
twenty fucking points to slytherin for all these lessons.
im fucking falling down all of em god damn.

~~sorry~~
~~i didnt actu~~
~~i deserve it~~

fuck

[There are just indiscernible scribbles and most of it isn't even in English. (Spelling errors are legit)]

i dont wnt your points

fine.

fine. whatever.
i dont know what you want me to fucking do though.
i dont know what im supposed to say.
guess youre on your own.

good luck with those mommy issues.

Edited 2012-05-14 06:03 (UTC)

[YUP NOTHING she has no idea what to say to him now. Heaven help her in her classes with him the future.]

HEY ASSHOLE
DID YOU EVER THINK TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS?
IT'S MOTHERS DAY.
HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE FUCKING DEAD.

is it mothers day?
didnt know.
my bad.
as if they deserve a day though.
what the fuck do they even do?

oh and btw.
detention.

im thinking every day til summer hols.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FUCKING PROJECTING YOUR MOMMY ISSUES ONTO KIDS WHO ACTUALLY HAD A GOOD FUCKING CHILDHOOD.
MOMS DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING FOR US.
EVEN DIE FOR US.
YOU WILL NEVER MEET A MOTHER THAT DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HER KID IN SOME WAY, EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW IT.

SO SUCK IT UP AND FUCK YOU, DOUCHE.

tell that to the goddamn kid im gonna have to raise now whose fucking mother walked out when he was fucking four.

PARENTS LEAVE FOR A GODDAMN REASON.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE DIDN'T LOVE HIM.

thats bullshit and you know it.

ten points from gryffindor for your disgusting lies.

NO, YOU'RE FULL OF BULLSHIT.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS FUCKED UP, DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR THIS KID.
BUT OH WAIT, HE'S A STRIDER. GUESS HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.
EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO HAVE PARENTAL ISSUES, HUH?
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP.
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT HOW A PARENT SHOULD ACT, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK TAKING THIS KID IN IS GOING TO IMPROVE ANYTHING?
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
SORRY THAT HE HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT AND PROJECTING AND LIES.
FIX YOUR OWN GODDAMN PROBLEMS FIRST, ASSHOLE.
I'M OUT.

oh wow i love how you think you know striders so fucking well.
why dont we discuss howfucked up the vantas family is?
starting with you.
you attention deprived idiotic recluse who thinks its his business to tell people who they should and shouldnt screw.
cant keep a goddamn girlfriend because youre too busy nosing in other peoples business.
cant get any friends except for a cripple and an ICP reject.
or maybe you cant get a girlfriend because you sound really
fucking
gay.
i mean breaking dawn?
dude youve got a dick and you need to start acting like it.
maybe then you might not be such a goddamn outcast.
you prance around here making subtle references to your goddamn dead mother.
shes dead. shes gone.
stop rubbing it in all our goddamn faces.
stop acting like its some big secret when you make it really fucking obvious.
you want attention that much?
find another goddamn way because nobody fucking cares.

and dont even get me started on the rest of your family.
jegus shit that woman you live with has more pussies than should even be legal.
she fucking smells like pussy all the time.
its disgusting.
i dont even know what the fuck to say about that other guy.
but i imagine hes gotta be pretty fucked up all things considered.

i think the vantas family wins the fucked up award kid.
get some help.
dr phil would love the shit out of you.

You are done.
This instant.
You are not a child. You don't get a free pass. You're a teacher and you are supposed to be a role model.
Frankly you are being a bully and I am going to speak with the Headmaster about having your journal privileges revoked for the time being. I don't care what you said about me, but you are an adult and you will start acting like one. Do you understand?
Put down the journal and report to my office this instant. If you are going to act like a child, I will treat you like one. If you make me come look for you, there will be consequences.

oh no not my journal privileges.
how ever will i go on?

you gonna spank me?
do it hard. i like it rough.
even if you smell like pussy.

but hold your tits i gotta teach my son a lesson.
might take a while.

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YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU
DO
NOT
BRING
MY MOTHER, MY AUNT OR MY FUCKING FRIENDS INTO THIS.
YEAH, SO MAYBE I DON'T DESERVE THEM
BIG DEAL
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT
YOU THINK I CARE HOW GAY IT APPARENTLY IS THAT I LIKE ROMCOMS?
I DON'T.
PICK NEW THINGS TO BITCH AT ME ABOUT BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE.