Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh no not my journal privileges.
how ever will i go on?

you gonna spank me?
do it hard. i like it rough.
even if you smell like pussy.

but hold your tits i gotta teach my son a lesson.
might take a while.

[glaringprotego]

No. You're done. Get off the journals now.

[plushaeusrumpified]

back the fuck off lady.
you cant actually make me do a damn thing.
its cute that you think you can though.
endearing character trait.

[nosigntospeakof]

Seeing as my wife handled this perfectly fine I'm only going to say one thing:

Strider, don't you ever speak in such a disrespectful way to or about a student, their family or my family.

You're a damn teacher.

Act like it.