Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

[glaringprotego]

You are done.
This instant.
You are not a child. You don't get a free pass. You're a teacher and you are supposed to be a role model.
Frankly you are being a bully and I am going to speak with the Headmaster about having your journal privileges revoked for the time being. I don't care what you said about me, but you are an adult and you will start acting like one. Do you understand?
Put down the journal and report to my office this instant. If you are going to act like a child, I will treat you like one. If you make me come look for you, there will be consequences.

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh no not my journal privileges.
how ever will i go on?

you gonna spank me?
do it hard. i like it rough.
even if you smell like pussy.

but hold your tits i gotta teach my son a lesson.
might take a while.

[glaringprotego]

No. You're done. Get off the journals now.

[plushaeusrumpified]

back the fuck off lady.
you cant actually make me do a damn thing.
its cute that you think you can though.
endearing character trait.

[nosigntospeakof]

Seeing as my wife handled this perfectly fine I'm only going to say one thing:

Strider, don't you ever speak in such a disrespectful way to or about a student, their family or my family.

You're a damn teacher.

Act like it.