Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

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[selfhatred]

[Karkat doesn't think he's ever hugged his uncle willingly. Even after three years of living with him, he's always kept his distance from his dad's side of the family, mostly because he figured they were just like his dad.]

I think I forget that sometimes.

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[nosigntospeakof]

[Yes, Karkat. Your hippie dippy aunt and uncle are just like your dad. This makes sense.]

I'll make a note to remind you more often.

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[selfhatred]

[Hey, he didn't know that. He just figured they were covering it for when he messed up. He pursed his lips together before speaking again.]

I...don't think I ever thanked you for taking me in.

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[nosigntospeakof]

[Three years, kiddo. THREE YEARS.]

No, I don't think you ever did. But it's okay. We didn't do it for thanks.

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[selfhatred]

[Your point?]

It's better than being shuffled around by social services.

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[nosigntospeakof]

We never would have let that happen, Karkat.