Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

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[nosigntospeakof]

[Yes, Karkat. Your hippie dippy aunt and uncle are just like your dad. This makes sense.]

I'll make a note to remind you more often.

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[selfhatred]

[Hey, he didn't know that. He just figured they were covering it for when he messed up. He pursed his lips together before speaking again.]

I...don't think I ever thanked you for taking me in.

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[nosigntospeakof]

[Three years, kiddo. THREE YEARS.]

No, I don't think you ever did. But it's okay. We didn't do it for thanks.

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[selfhatred]

[Your point?]

It's better than being shuffled around by social services.

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[nosigntospeakof]

We never would have let that happen, Karkat.