Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

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[animalmagnetism]

I will take care of the class.
Don't worry!
If you have any lesson plans written up leave them in my office.
My condolences about your brother.

And not long after, voice. Filtered

[animalmagnetism]

[There's a very, very, very good chance Bro has never heard Peter so coldly furious. In fact, probably rarely anything other than cheerful and silly.]

You disappoint me. Grieve how you need to but don't you dare ever bring children into it again. Lashing out and hurting them to ease your own pain is disgusting.

On second thought don't drop off those plans. I'll write up my own.