Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

arachne.
what the fuck.
here i thought you were about to tell me she got stepped on.
that wouldve been one ugly ass stain.

and im not projecting and i have nothing to goddamn let go of.
so why dont you just mind your own business.
and actually go make the kid feel better since i dont know what the fuck IM supposed to do about it.

[arachnoble]

You're not as funny as you think you are. Really, you're just kind of sad. It hurts to watch you make a fool of yourself.

I'm not convinced. Nothing you're saying proves otherwise.

You know what you should do? Stop being a terrible person. If you weren't so obsessed with your image this wouldn't have happened. If you gave a damn about anyone besides yourself this wouldn't have happened.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wasnt trying to be funny.
you think im a fool then good for fucking you.
i think youre a bitch.
thank god we were able to be honest with each other.

screw off.
you know fuck all about me.

[arachnoble]

I am a bitch. That's not a shocking revelation.

What is there to even know? You're a kid pretending to be a man. It doesn't matter what sort of sob story you have, and I don't care about any excuse you have for you behavior. It's simply unacceptable.