Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

if you cant take the fucking heat then get out of my kitchen.

oh yeah i bet she was just the best mother in the goddamn world.
doesnt change the fact shes gone.
doesnt change the fact she just up and died and abandoned her kid does it?
nope.

who the fuck said i have mommy issues?
assumptions again chica.

[arachnoble]

What, do you think your idiocy is hurting my delicate sensibilities? That's almost funny.

Abandoned? You're projecting and you know it. Arachne didn't chose to have a heart attack, and I can't say anything about your mother. But I can tell you you need to let go and move on with your life. You're pathetic, and taking your anger and hurt out on thirteen year old girls isn't going to make anyone proud.

[plushaeusrumpified]

arachne.
what the fuck.
here i thought you were about to tell me she got stepped on.
that wouldve been one ugly ass stain.

and im not projecting and i have nothing to goddamn let go of.
so why dont you just mind your own business.
and actually go make the kid feel better since i dont know what the fuck IM supposed to do about it.

[arachnoble]

You're not as funny as you think you are. Really, you're just kind of sad. It hurts to watch you make a fool of yourself.

I'm not convinced. Nothing you're saying proves otherwise.

You know what you should do? Stop being a terrible person. If you weren't so obsessed with your image this wouldn't have happened. If you gave a damn about anyone besides yourself this wouldn't have happened.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wasnt trying to be funny.
you think im a fool then good for fucking you.
i think youre a bitch.
thank god we were able to be honest with each other.

screw off.
you know fuck all about me.

[arachnoble]

I am a bitch. That's not a shocking revelation.

What is there to even know? You're a kid pretending to be a man. It doesn't matter what sort of sob story you have, and I don't care about any excuse you have for you behavior. It's simply unacceptable.