Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

probs.
like i fucking care though.
they wanna think im chester the molester then woofuckinghoo.

Filtered; because she's nice

[chousenplayer]

You're not taking it well, are you Chester?
Have you considered putting the book down and walking away?

Filtered; the nicest

[plushaeusrumpified]

im taking it motherfucking fantastically.
what makes you think im not?
what makes you think i need to fucking walk away?

Filtered; yes naturally

[chousenplayer]

Well you seem to be making a lot of 13 year olds cry. Is that normal for you or are you just overfilling your quota today? You've got all month, save some tears for later.
The reason mentioned above. Acting like this seems like a good way to get fired.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i have a quota obvs.
i collect em in a jar and sell em to the potions master.
hes the real pedo here.
mixes his jizz with the tears and thats the secret of immortality.
hese got freaky voodoo pedopire powers.
i dont question him i just get rich off the deal.

they wanna fire me then fuck it i dont care.
who the hell needs this job anyway?

Filtered;

[chousenplayer]

Sounds like a profitable deal.
But will any old tears work, that is the question. Must they be the tears of 13 year olds or do 56 year olds work just as well?

I assume you do. Seeing how you've kept it. And told the other instructor not to 'fuck up'

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[plushaeusrumpified]

only pre and slightly post pubescent tears will do.
old man tears makes a mean aging potion though.

heh.
i dont give an actual fuck.

[Yes he does he's lying.]

Filtered;

[chousenplayer]

Well that's handy at least. Much easier to get into muggle clubs then.

Liar. You wouldn't have said it if you didn't. As twisted as you apparently are.