Two Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

yo bitches.
im gonna get real with you all for a sec.
cuttin the bullshit throwin out the ironies.
some shits come up and i gotta go for a while.
banks youre responsible for the entire class now.
dont fuck it up.
my spies are watching you.

well fuck i just realized that sounds pretty goddamn suspicious doesnt it.
bet youre thinking i molested somebody.
and that im on the run.
fuck you have a little more faith.
my bro died if you must know.
its real fucking tragic.
i hear lifetimes already tryin to get the rights to the movie.
anyway yeah.
peace out and ill see you fuckers after summer.

[Filtered to Dave]

so.
guess whose comin to live with us.

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[chousenplayer]

Sounds like a profitable deal.
But will any old tears work, that is the question. Must they be the tears of 13 year olds or do 56 year olds work just as well?

I assume you do. Seeing how you've kept it. And told the other instructor not to 'fuck up'

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[plushaeusrumpified]

only pre and slightly post pubescent tears will do.
old man tears makes a mean aging potion though.

heh.
i dont give an actual fuck.

[Yes he does he's lying.]

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[chousenplayer]

Well that's handy at least. Much easier to get into muggle clubs then.

Liar. You wouldn't have said it if you didn't. As twisted as you apparently are.