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[testdriveme]

So, are we supposed to treat these dragon eggs like children? Carry them around with us everywhere we go? Even class? I thought dragon eggs only hatched with heat. I can't carry fire around with me.


John, I'm awarding you the first watch.

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[shaddup]

i heard someone say that if you crack them open they're filled with gold

you should try that

[testdriveme]

Aren't geese the ones with gold eggs?

[shaddup]

Errrr...
Yeah?

BUT.

These are gold dragons.

[testdriveme]

Gold dragons? Real gold or gold-like?

[shaddup]

Rrrreal.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I wouldn't carry a fire about with you, I tried that last winter and I nearly set someone's broom on fire. And by nearly, I mean that we were able to put it out, and their hair eventually grew back.

You've got one of those dragon eggs?

[testdriveme]

Yeah. I thought it'd take the edge off OWLs.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Blimey, you wanted to take on extra work? It's almost like you're one of those masochist things.

[testdriveme]

I already know I'm not going to pass my OWLs, so I may as well do something fun in the meantime.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I told the same thing to my Vati, but he is convinced there is nothing more important than sitting in an exam room with some poxy administrator. It is very, very said.

[testdriveme]

You probably don't have your career laid out for you already.

[nunganunga_k_o]

What? Of course I do.

[testdriveme]

Yeah? What're you gonna be doing?

[nunganunga_k_o]

I'm going to be a back-up dancer or a World Class Quidditch player, obviously. Or one of those it-girls.

[testdriveme]

A back-up dancer? I don't think I've seen you dance.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Well. It involves quite a lot of Viking moves and a bit of disco inferno.

[testdriveme]

Guess I'm gonna have to see it myself.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Right. Yes. At a thing that we were both dancing at.

...Not together, obviously. But in the same space. Or room.

[ABORT, ABORT]

[testdriveme]

Well, if there's ever another dance, you'll have to show me then.

[fuckmackandme]

don't worry link, i got this.

[testdriveme]

Are you sure?

[fuckmackandme]

of course i am!
dad taught me well.
this egg will be the best raised egg in the school.
we need to pick a name for it, though.

[testdriveme]

It's just an egg. It's not like it'll come when we call.