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Dave, I've already named our dragon, so don't even bother.

And if anyone asks, I'm the dad.

Don't count on it. I think she has something against fun.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. SHE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA LET ME READ TO IT UNLESS IT'S EDUCATIONAL BULLSHIT.

Dragons probably don't even like books.

Oh yeah?

Well, maybe that's only half true.

The fact that you're even talking about me behind my back at all is the problem here, Wilbur.

It's only behind your back if you never hear or see it.

Did you think I'd see this? Is that why you even said it?

No! I didn't think you'd ever make the effort to check.

So you think I don't put effort into things?

You put too much effort into things.

You want me to stop talking to you then? I can do that.

No, no! That's not what I'm saying.

Whatever. I know how you really feel.

No, you don't.