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[notapigeon]

Dave, I've already named our dragon, so don't even bother.

And if anyone asks, I'm the dad.

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[notapigeon]

The middle name is yours, as long as it fits Sean Connery.

[clockspinner]

deal
and ive got just the thing


sean pimpdaddy connery

[notapigeon]

That's not even a name.

[clockspinner]

wow rude
it just so happens that pimpdaddy is my middle name
lovingly bestowed on striders through the generations

[notapigeon]

That is not your middle name. You're such a liar.

[clockspinner]

how do you know
have you seen my birth certificate

[notapigeon]

Yes.

[clockspinner]

bullshit

[notapigeon]

Okay, so I haven't seen your birth certificate. But I know your middle name isn't Pimpdaddy.

[clockspinner]

well why do you want to name the dragon sean connery so bad

[notapigeon]

Because Sean Connery was an awesome dragon! He was the LAST one!

[clockspinner]

when the hell was sean connery a dragon
last i checked he was an ancient santa lookalike

[notapigeon]

He was too a dragon!

Okay, he played a dragon in a movie, but it was still Sean Connery.