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[notapigeon]

Dave, I've already named our dragon, so don't even bother.

And if anyone asks, I'm the dad.

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[notapigeon]

Are you saying I'd be a terrible dad?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAT,
nO!
wHY WOULD YOU THINK i WAS SAYING THAT?
i WOULD NEVER, uH, iNSULT YOUR PARENTING SKILLS,
eVER,

[notapigeon]

But you said Dave would be a better dad.