NINE ♋

[selfhatred]

HEY, MAKA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S MY TURN WITH OUR EGG?
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING IT ALL WEEK WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RAISING THIS LITTLE SHIT TOGETHER.
WHAT PART OF PARTNER PROJECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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[couragecore]

Just chill out, would you? I handle myself just fine without my dad, so the egg can too.

[selfhatred]

LOOK, I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT BOTH OUR DADS ARE/WERE SHITTY BUT THAT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
WHAT? SUDDENLY YOU HAVE MATERNAL INSTINCTS?
NOBODY CAN RAISE A KID ALONE LET ALONE A FUCKING EGG.

[couragecore]

[...........No, she doesn't even really know how mothers act. Hers was always busy with work and hasn't contacted her since she left Papa.]





I will give you my entire collection of romance novels if you don't say a single negative thing around the egg. Okay?

[ooc: Strike filtered to Karkat /o/]

[selfhatred]

...YOU READ ROMANCE NOVELS.

[couragecore]

IDIOT! Don't just put it out there like that!

I read them for comedy!

[selfhatred]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID IT FIRST, NOT ME!
...UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SHAME IN ENJOYING SOMETHING SIMPLY FOR THE FACT THAT YOU LIKE IT, MAKA.

[couragecore]

I like how ridiculously unrealistic it is, yes. That's what makes it funny.

It's the boring ones that are the most disappointing.