NINE ♋

[selfhatred]

HEY, MAKA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S MY TURN WITH OUR EGG?
YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING IT ALL WEEK WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RAISING THIS LITTLE SHIT TOGETHER.
WHAT PART OF PARTNER PROJECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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[selfhatred]

I'D LIST EVERYTHING BUT THAT'D TAKE TOO GODDAMN LONG.

[givesyouaboner]

This is all news to me.
Dave and Uncle Dirk are two of the nicest people I know.

[selfhatred]

YOUR IDEA OF NICE IS A LITTLE SKEWD, KID.
TL;DR I HATE YOUR UNCLES.

[givesyouaboner]

You must have done something to piss them off then.
Like, something really really bad.

[selfhatred]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
I'M NOT A GODDAMN MINDREADER.

[givesyouaboner]

Are you a mean and spiteful person?
What did you do?
I just can't imagine either of them not liking someone.

[selfhatred]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE ASSHOLES.

[givesyouaboner]

Do not. say that. about them.
If you think that, you don't know anything.

[selfhatred]

YEAH RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THEM INSTEAD OF INTERROGATING ME ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE DONE.
BOTTOM LINE IS I HATE EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF YOU FUCKING STRIDERS.
AND I MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU YET, KID, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY ON MY SHITLIST SIMPLY BY ASSOCIATION.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh, well isn't that just lovely.
It says a lot about your character if you're going to judge me based on my birth affiliation.
There's a word for people like you.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

back the fuck off and step the fuck down.

i dont fucking care what kind of beef you have with me.
you have every goddamn right to have a beef with me.
you can fucking stock mcdonalds all around the world with all that beef.

but leave.
him.
out of it.
hes been through too fucking much for this.
stop.

now.

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[selfhatred]

HOW ABOUT YOU STEP THE FUCK DOWN?
LIKE YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO ASK ME TO STOP.
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE DEAD PARENTS. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TAKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS OLD MAN LIKE YOU DID MINE.
I ACTUALLY RESPECT DAVID STRIDER'S WORK BUT THE SECOND YOU STARTED TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS ABOUT MY PARENTS YOU LOST ANY CHANCE YOU HAD OF REDEEMING YOUR FUCKING FAMILY.
I HATE DAVE AND I HATE YOU.
I MIGHT BE WILLING TO GIVE THIS KID A CHANCE THOUGH. IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S MADE AN ASS OF HIMSELF YET.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah i fucking know.
you hate us.
i know this.
this is not brand new information.
you know what?
maybe we fucking deserve it.

not him.
he doesnt fucking deserve it.
so just fucking stop with the shit talk in front of him.
if you havent noticed hes fucking eleven.
what fucking eleven year old wants to hear their family talked aobut like that?
just use some fucking common sense.

please.

just stop treating him like shit for my mistakes.
its not his fucking fault.

quietly slides in here

[nosigntospeakof]

KARKAT, STOP IT.

Sal's life is longsuffering

[selfhatred]

I WAS JUST LEAVING.