17 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

As it happens, I don't know WHO needed my entire stock of lippy, lip gloss, foundation, concealer, blush, mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, highlighter, eye glitter, and bronzer, but I guess now you have it.

And when I find you, I will kill you and then eat you.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Stiiiiill writing in lipstick.]

like i told serket.

i swear on a stack of playboys and also the giant squid that it was not me.

i mean who the fuck would even do that?
thats just dumb.

thats just so fucking dumb i dont even.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Are you using my £10 MAC Up the Amp lippy TO WRITE IN THE JOURNALS?

[plushaeusrumpified]

what no. no im not.

why would you even think that.

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[nunganunga_k_o]

With all due respect, Professor, ARE YOU MAD!? You think lipstick is just some crayon that you can–

[nunganunga_k_o]

Oh. Never mind. I stole that one from mum.

[ladyliberty]

That wouldn't be very good for your figure.

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Thanks. I'll try to avoid any mirrors or narrow doorways, for fear of my giant arse getting caught in them.

[ladyliberty]

If you ate a person, do you think your ass would double?

[nunganunga_k_o]

You couldn't eat the whole person. Just a limb or two and you'd be fit to burst.

[ladyliberty]

If we ate each other we'd end up with the biggest boobs in the world.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Ooo, that is a scary thought. We would topple over.

[plastic_spastic]

We will kill the culprit together!

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's only fair, really! There has to be some sort of law against separating a girl from her concealer.

[plastic_spastic]

I was putting on my lipstick when it just FLEW out of my hands!

[nunganunga_k_o]

I was putting on mascara. I could have gone blind! I may have to sue the school for reckless endangerment.

[plastic_spastic]

Yeah, it's not like we play Quidditch and expect dangers to our eyes and face.