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[spangledplan]

I have a request.

The next time someone decides to leap at me wielding a pillow? Some warning would be nice.

Telling Madame Pomfrey I got a black eye in a pillow fight is kind of awkward. I don't really see how it's helping to "toughen me up".

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[spangledplan]

Dave? Are you okay?

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[prototypical_dave]

I'm not Dave, he's just letting me use his journal because I'm bored. It's so boring being a whoman, I don't know how you guys stand it.

I'm Sprite.

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[spangledplan]

Sprite? The, ah, owl?

[Well this is weird.]

Well I've been a human for over thirteen years. I stand it because I've known nothing else.

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[prototypical_dave]

Yep, the one and only.

Well, I've been an owl for over three years. And pants are stupid.