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sortinghat_rp2012-06-16 08:30 am
thelifeything) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-06-16 08:30 am
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1st Ingredient
Father finally agreed to let me have access to my journal.
I had to explain to him that nobody was going to harm me through a silly little notebook.
Greetings, fellow students.
Well I suppose that's not exactly true since I won't be a student until fall, but greetings nonetheless.
My name is Jane Crocker. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances.
I had to explain to him that nobody was going to harm me through a silly little notebook.
Greetings, fellow students.
Well I suppose that's not exactly true since I won't be a student until fall, but greetings nonetheless.
My name is Jane Crocker. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances.
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Seriously, it's 2012.
Slavery shouldn't be a thing at all.
What?
Who is your grandmother?
Maybe I should look into this.
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They enjoy doing the housework and gardening and things like that.
They don't like being paid to do work.
I would hardly call that enslavement.
My great grandmother is Betty Crocker.
There is nothing to look into!
I'm a detective, I should know.
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I'll just sit here and pretend that it doesn't sound like brainwashing at all.
Nope, definitely not Stockholm or beaten wives' syndrome.
Clearly they just love every minute of it.
How ignorant I must be.
You're sounding rather suspicious.
I can't take your word for it; not when I have the entire internet at my disposal.
I've heard of Betty Crocker, the brand, at least.
Can't say I've ever had it though.
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Were you raised by a fool?
How can you know nothing about the magical world or about house elves?
What on earth is the internet?
Is it edible?
Then you simply must have one!
I insist!
They're quite easy to make.
o o p s
Who, yanno, died two months ago.
Excuse me for not being a special snowflake and knowing all the wonders of your fucked up magical world.
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My apologies.
Well gosh now I certainly feel foolish.
My condolences on your loss.
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Those are only words.
You can't care about someone you don't know.
But no. You can't eat the internet.
It's an electronic network of information sharing.
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I can't care about someone I don't know, but I can care about someone I just met.
I meant no ill will.
What on earth does electronic mean?
Is that like the thing cousin John uses to watch movies?
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I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt and accept your apology.
You didn't know.
You know lightning? It's basically the same thing, only harnessed and rerouted to make appliances function.
Yes! Exactly.
He'd watch them on a television.
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I'm afraid I don't have any friends my age and I would like to enter Hogwarts without enemies.
How fascinating!
You know, if I didn't know John was raised Muggle I would have though they were fairy tale creatures.
That's how my father makes them seem at least.
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I don't exactly care to have to deal with that either.
It's the reverse, here.
I had no idea that magic was a thing until I received my letter.
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We'll forget about this little debacle.
Yes?
Well I suppose our worlds have more in common than I thought.
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Maybe.
How do you manage without electricity for lighting?
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We have spells, silly!
And candles for lighting.
Anything you can think of there's a spell for it.
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Wouldn't the poor lighting hurt your vision?
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And father will read with me using a Lumos spell when I go to bed.
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I'm going to find Uncle Dirk so I can drink some apple juice without getting hit by shoddy swords.
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talk 2 me!!!
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fuck
i'm sorry dirk
i'm so sorry
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It is what it is.
I can't do a damn thing about it.
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shit i don't evn know what to say
im the shittiest bff
im sorry
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You had no way of knowing, and it's not like I wanted to talk about it.
But.
Yeah.
So no, I'm not just visiting Uncle Dirk; this is a permanent thing.