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Congratulations on surviving another year, students. I'm sure you'll appreciate your break. However, I would not want for you to become bored.

First, Second, Third and Fourth Years:
Review chapters three through to six of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts. Be sure to remember the essentials, you will be greeted with a quiz.

Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Years:
Review chapter nine of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts with great care. There will be a paper in regards to it.

On top of that, because you will be without the use of magic throughout the holidays, I would like for you to consider a question.
In a hypothetical dangerous situation, how would you defend yourself without the use of magic? I expect answers sent to this entry, those who fail to will be finding the answer the hard way.

[Private to Teachers]
If any of the more childish members of the staff have plans for the upcoming teacher prison camp, take my advice, just don't.
We're adults, honestly. If any of you have an nasty little plans you should consider a career change.

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CALLING IT A "PRISON CAMP" COUNTS AS DRAMATIC, I THINK.
...DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT KARAOKE IS?

Then you've obviously never been to a prison camp.
Isn't it where people with no musical skill attempt to imitate famous songs while drinking?

I'VE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE, NO.
AND YES. IT'S MORE FUN WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING AND PERFORMING THAN LISTENING MOST OF THE TIME THOUGH.

What about that is meant to be fun?

USUALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO CARE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS OF YOU.
I DID A LOT OF IT WHEN I TRAVELED EUROPE AFTER GRADUATION.

JUST TRUST ME, MURDOC, YOU'LL END UP HAVING A MARVELOUS TIME ON THIS TRIP.

It sounds loud and stupid.
I doubt that.

DON'T BE A PARTY POOPER.
IF YOU KEEP SAYING YOU WON'T HAVE FUN THEN YOU WON'T.

It isn't even a party. We're being scolded for being useless teachers. Throwing a party will make us look like a bunch of idiots.

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