sortinghat_rp | Three ♒

Congratulations on surviving another year, students. I'm sure you'll appreciate your break. However, I would not want for you to become bored.

First, Second, Third and Fourth Years:
Review chapters three through to six of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts. Be sure to remember the essentials, you will be greeted with a quiz.

Fifth, Sixth and Seventh Years:
Review chapter nine of The Essential Defence Against the Dark Arts with great care. There will be a paper in regards to it.

On top of that, because you will be without the use of magic throughout the holidays, I would like for you to consider a question.
In a hypothetical dangerous situation, how would you defend yourself without the use of magic? I expect answers sent to this entry, those who fail to will be finding the answer the hard way.

[Private to Teachers]
If any of the more childish members of the staff have plans for the upcoming teacher prison camp, take my advice, just don't.
We're adults, honestly. If any of you have an nasty little plans you should consider a career change.

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You are just determined not to let anyone brighten things up for you?
Murdoc, sweetheart, that's just silly. I'm sure you know it is.
You don't have to make yourself like it, but you don't have to close yourself off to something new either.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that!!
I'd be simply devastated if you didn't after all that, darling!

I'm not seeing the appeal, to be honest. It's not silly, it's my opinion, and I know I'm right.

Don't act so surprised.

You really think so? And here I was thinking we could sing a duet on karaoke night. I just love singing and dancing, you know me! But if you are that set against it then I won't bother you about it.
Perhaps we'll have to sneak out if the retreat fails to entertain, mm?

It's not surprising, necessarily.
It's simply nice to hear.
I know my retirement from the department was very [ ...a pause, with a few ink splatters, before she continues. ] sudden, to most people.

No, I don't think we could. I can't sing.
[The longest pause.]
Sneak out? Together? What on earth would we do?

Whatever we wanted, baby!
You're a grown-up now, I'm sure you could think of something. ;)

[Wow he almost spilt his ink just then. His handwriting is all over the place.]

What are you impying?

Going out on the town, of course, darling!

What are we meant to do there?

Have dinner together? Go dancing? Those are things I'd like, but I'd be up for something else if you'd rather that, darling.

I wouldn't mind going out to dinner with you, actually.

Then it's a date!

It will be my pleasure.

Three ♒

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